@parcelhuse I would love to just suck it up. But a lot of guys in Taiwan seems REALLY selective about who they will cum on or into for some reason.

Smelly. At least 24 hours pluss withought a wash

I LOVE uncut the more foreskin the better. Tastes good, smells good and just a BIG turn on

@Kekkaishi what was it?

@eobox91103 I don't think dad should have asked you to do that. It sounds like the opening scene of a porn movie. Even though it was non-sexual - it is still something too personal to be doing with dad.

@duncandonots (since you're already spending 50$+ on shaver) a more robust solution would be going with a "X"000 series electric shaver, they offer a long lifetime on the blades and only need to be replaced yearly (w/ attachments). Product page for Phillips 3 "blade" shavers

I personally just shower after a workout and head home. Shaving, moisturizing etc I do all at home, but as much as convenience of not having to bring it all with me to the gym as self-consciousness doing it in front of others. I see guys doing the full shave, teeth-brushing, etc routine in the locker room tho. Seems like overkill to me, but I don't know what their circumstances are, so maybe they have a good reason for it.

Disney now has gay couples in their ads for Disney owned housing communities. I am waiting for a "Shower To Shower" powder commercial where a guy says "Honey, have you seen the Shower To Shower?" and his boyfriend steps out of the shower in a big towel with plastic shower cap on and says "Here it is SILLY!" Then they go off to the bedroom for rimming AFTER the shower.

Please be careful putting any kind of liquid in your ears if you have any ear issues such as tinnitus, perforated ear drums etc. The warnings on the labels of ear drops and peroxide type products SPECFICALLY WARN about this. I know in recent years there has been a move away from using cotton buds, including changing their name on packaging (they were once widely labelled 'ear buds') - but they would be much safer to use than ear drops in this case. As long as you are sensible and don't try to push them in too far.

@turkishboyb said in How long does your pre-sex hygiene ritual take?: mine is alas 30-40 mins max, and i hate it im vers bottom but i still hate it cause it requires a lot of effort. while women dont have to do anything why we have to do this, not fair lol Keeping a vagina clean inside and out still requires a little prep and clean, so yes it's less than than the prep for anal, but they're not "doing nothing".

@Kekkaishi Very simple...the day of your massage, stick to a liquid diet. No solid food. Especially with a late evening appointment.

@kalayaan Excluding people that have obvious defects, I find that most people that get plastic surgery tend to look worse, unless it's a very minor procedure.

Either way is fine, the body shape matters more.

I do not recommend it will burn like a bitch!

@snowboarder9 Sorry for the late reply but I absolutely love my nipple piercing. I love how it looks, I loved when its played with, I am so happy I got them. That being said would I ever go through getting them pierced again? I probably would not. They took the longest to heal out of all my piercings and they are sensitive as hell during that time. Also nothing is more awesome than forgetting they're there while drying off out of the shower and having the towel catch on one as you yank. Trust, if you ever needed a catalyst to cry in the shower, that will do it. I am really happy I went through with it though and this is all just my experience.

@eobox91103 said in Keeping your backside clean: We can do better than off-the-shelf Charmin; see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpXtAhiKHBE Hilarious! Thanks for that!

Yes, I would even piss on someone else if he wanted to.