How To Pee With Morning Wood

[leatherbear]

[johnlaw]

nice one!

i don't know if it is meant as a joke but i do usethe strong arming method and the plank.

hmmm…

;D

[shace]

Nice one indeed.
I use "The Plank" method the most,
follow by "Strong Arming" (sometimes)

[jagged]

hehe
i like the downward dog
thibk i'll give that a go ::)

[cumeaternc]

I just hop in the shower and piss right after I turn on the hot water. ::)

Is that shower water or piss?  :rotfl:

[blackmilk]

Is that the real you in the picture on top cumeaternc? Nice article by the way! I never know we can have so much choices! All I know is just Strong Arming. You may also spread both the legs into A shape to bring down the upper body so it is easier to aim at the toilet.

[cumeaternc]

@blackmilk:

Is that the real you in the picture on top cumeaternc?

[off-topic]Sorry but that picture is not of me. But these are http://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?topic=6516.0.  ;D[/off-topic]

[junior]

I think of these every morning I get up to take a piss…

[cumeaternc]

I forgot about this thread until this morning when I did a version of the lunge except I had to put my hand on the wall instead of my leg.

[pacifico]

I think I'll try superman sooner or later  :rotfl:

[Internicola]

Hahahahaha, very funny

[abearlover07]

I second the shower. Things coming off you are likely just as bad as the things coming out of you. I would, however, reserve this opinion for number 1 only.

[stealfire]

I've never seen anyone perform the "Superman," but sure as hell would like to!

[uwsguy102]

Quick story- I'm an American living in Korea. Quite often I see t-shirts with English writing that's either completely wrong, or just inappropriate. A few weeks ago I was waiting for the bus and I saw a 60-year-old woman with a 'Morning Wood Lumber Company' shirt. I so wanted to take her picture but she escaped before I could get it.

[homeboy2403]

i use the plank method . however i did not knew it was called THE PLANK. thanks and very informative and funny

[Ondin]

@Internicola:

Hahahahaha, very funny

dont forgot to share a photo  :cheesy2:

[ahchoo]

i think ive seen these somwhere before, its hilarious but not sure how practical itll be

[hoonyr]

Very funny

[zebrapenis]

I usually try to bend to nearly-plank level, but if I am feeling too lazy I may use the wash basin with the tap turned on, and wipe it with liquid soap right after. It feels a little gross, but it's too convenient, and it's an ensuite bathroom with me the only regular user.