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    How To Pee With Morning Wood

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      junior
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      I think of these every morning I get up to take a piss…

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        cumeaternc
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        I forgot about this thread until this morning when I did a version of the lunge except I had to put my hand on the wall instead of my leg.

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          pacifico
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          I think I'll try superman sooner or later  :rotfl:

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            Internicola
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            Hahahahaha, very funny

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              abearlover07
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              I second the shower. Things coming off you are likely just as bad as the things coming out of you. I would, however, reserve this opinion for number 1 only.

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                stealfire
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                I've never seen anyone perform the "Superman," but sure as hell would like to!

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                  uwsguy102
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                  Quick story- I'm an American living in Korea. Quite often I see t-shirts with English writing that's either completely wrong, or just inappropriate. A few weeks ago I was waiting for the bus and I saw a 60-year-old woman with a 'Morning Wood Lumber Company' shirt. I so wanted to take her picture but she escaped before I could get it.

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                    homeboy2403
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                    i use the plank method . however i did not knew it was called THE PLANK. thanks and very informative and funny

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                      Ondin
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                      @Internicola:

                      Hahahahaha, very funny

                      dont forgot to share a photo  :cheesy2:

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                        ahchoo
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                        i think ive seen these somwhere before, its hilarious but not sure how practical itll be

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                          hoonyr
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                          Very funny

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                            zebrapenis
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                            I usually try to bend to nearly-plank level, but if I am feeling too lazy I may use the wash basin with the tap turned on, and wipe it with liquid soap right after. It feels a little gross, but it's too convenient, and it's an ensuite bathroom with me the only regular user.

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