<![CDATA[How To Pee With Morning Wood]]>Enjoy!!!

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/2457/how-to-pee-with-morning-woodRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 20:09:37 GMTSat, 16 Jan 2010 20:11:42 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Mon, 19 Feb 2018 15:04:39 GMT]]>I usually try to bend to nearly-plank level, but if I am feeling too lazy I may use the wash basin with the tap turned on, and wipe it with liquid soap right after. It feels a little gross, but it's too convenient, and it's an ensuite bathroom with me the only regular user.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/237997https://community.gaytor.rent/post/237997Mon, 19 Feb 2018 15:04:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Sun, 14 Jan 2018 17:32:02 GMT]]>Very funny

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/236163https://community.gaytor.rent/post/236163Sun, 14 Jan 2018 17:32:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Sun, 27 Nov 2016 05:29:48 GMT]]>i think ive seen these somwhere before, its hilarious but not sure how practical itll be

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/193268https://community.gaytor.rent/post/193268Sun, 27 Nov 2016 05:29:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Mon, 22 Feb 2016 20:25:47 GMT]]>@Internicola:

Hahahahaha, very funny

dont forgot to share a photo  :cheesy2:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/167902https://community.gaytor.rent/post/167902Mon, 22 Feb 2016 20:25:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Sat, 05 Sep 2015 21:21:57 GMT]]>i use the plank method . however i did not knew it was called THE PLANK. thanks and very informative and funny

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/144813https://community.gaytor.rent/post/144813Sat, 05 Sep 2015 21:21:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Sat, 16 Oct 2010 00:07:20 GMT]]>Quick story- I'm an American living in Korea. Quite often I see t-shirts with English writing that's either completely wrong, or just inappropriate. A few weeks ago I was waiting for the bus and I saw a 60-year-old woman with a 'Morning Wood Lumber Company' shirt. I so wanted to take her picture but she escaped before I could get it.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69479https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69479Sat, 16 Oct 2010 00:07:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Fri, 15 Oct 2010 23:05:56 GMT]]>I've never seen anyone perform the "Superman," but sure as hell would like to!

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69474https://community.gaytor.rent/post/69474Fri, 15 Oct 2010 23:05:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Mon, 30 Aug 2010 00:06:24 GMT]]>I second the shower. Things coming off you are likely just as bad as the things coming out of you. I would, however, reserve this opinion for number 1 only.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/68169https://community.gaytor.rent/post/68169Mon, 30 Aug 2010 00:06:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:05:18 GMT]]>Hahahahaha, very funny

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/67633https://community.gaytor.rent/post/67633Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:05:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Tue, 10 Aug 2010 14:15:46 GMT]]>I think I'll try superman sooner or later  :rotfl:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/67420https://community.gaytor.rent/post/67420Tue, 10 Aug 2010 14:15:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Fri, 06 Aug 2010 19:14:28 GMT]]>I forgot about this thread until this morning when I did a version of the lunge except I had to put my hand on the wall instead of my leg.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/67333https://community.gaytor.rent/post/67333Fri, 06 Aug 2010 19:14:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:00:58 GMT]]>I think of these every morning I get up to take a piss…

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62763https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62763Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:00:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:12:50 GMT]]>@blackmilk:

Is that the real you in the picture on top cumeaternc?

[off-topic]Sorry but that picture is not of me. 😞 But these are http://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?topic=6516.0.  ;D[/off-topic]

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62295https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62295Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:12:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:45:08 GMT]]>Is that the real you in the picture on top cumeaternc? Nice article by the way! I never know we can have so much choices! All I know is just Strong Arming. You may also spread both the legs into A shape to bring down the upper body so it is easier to aim at the toilet.

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62292https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62292Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:45:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:03:53 GMT]]>I just hop in the shower and piss right after I turn on the hot water. ::)

Is that shower water or piss?  :rotfl:

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62234https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62234Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:03:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:36:36 GMT]]>hehe
i like the downward dog
thibk i'll give that a go ::)

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62233https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62233Fri, 22 Jan 2010 00:36:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:41:20 GMT]]>Nice one indeed.
I use "The Plank" method the most,
follow by "Strong Arming" (sometimes)

]]>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62227https://community.gaytor.rent/post/62227Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:41:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to How To Pee With Morning Wood on Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:51:46 GMT]]>nice one!

i don't know if it is meant as a joke but i do usethe strong arming method and the plank.

hmmm…

;D

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