How do you prepare to get humped?
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:crazy2: Boy oh Boy - what a convo huh? That said, it is an important one for sure! In my teens and twenties - I fucked many sexy college boy butts. I don't think that they had a flying fuck what enemas were or how to use them.. None even identified as gay and most had girlfriends. Times have changed and not only are gay men more open with being so - but knowledge on almost any subject is just a tap of an IPhone away. But outside of teenie tiny flecks of dirt - hardly noticeable at all - I can't remember any issues down there with the young guys that I fucked. Maybe it was because these teens and college boys take a dump every 3 hours - who knows LOL. I have seen a definite trend with increasing "fudginess" with guys as they aged into late twenties, thirties and onward. I have no clue why - but anecdotal evidence is all that I can provide. That said, ANY male who thinks that his poop shoot is pristine at all times is completely delusional - period. Hot, clean bottoms need to at the very least - take a dump, perform a quick warm WATER enema (buy the Fleet version at the local CVS, pour out the fluid in the bottle and refill with room temp water..), and wait a good hour or two before anal (yes, as a top I have experienced bottoms "leaking" colored water if they try to bottom RIGHT after). I can't speak from personal experience - but I can speak for what pretty much 95% of my bottom sex partners do - and the above seems to be the rule for most. And these days - I don't fuck a guy if he hasn't had an enema (well….unless they are ridiculously attractive...LOL). If you are one of the 2% or less who are into scat then have at it.. As a service for the rest of us - you bottoms should clean up that hot booty and sexy stinky pinky a few hours before your date
Everyone involved will have a much more pleasant experience! -
shower and douche. all the things you need for a good humping.
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Enema
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Well….
I've been getting laser hair removal treatments. Full Brazilian, so that's one thing.. (haha)
I take a shower, and do douche about 4-6 times repeatedly. Sometimes I get exhausted just from the preps... -
Most of my sexual life I've been a top, so it wasnt really up to me to solve the arcane mysteries of setting up an ass for humping. But in my last relationship, the problem did arise.
Reading through the posts, I can see a trend, which I can acknowledge as my own too:
There's a difference between prepping when in a relationship and when hooking up.
Most of those who werent very focused on enemas, diet, waiting times, fasting and food abstinence, were those in a relationship. While those appalled by lack of enemas every 2 hours, where mostly those into hooking up.When you're going to hook up or getting a sex date, of course you can plan everything. And good for you. But if you're in a relationship, it's kind of impossible to plan a fuck (and honestly, to me it's also sad). Things are more spontaneous, and spending a lot of time together (and often living together), offers countless chances to impromptu humps. Fortunately, I live in a country where each and every bathroom has a bidet, and it's common practice to have a thorough cleanup after you dish out your dishes, and it always has been all that was required to never have any problem striking an ass.
And, to each his own, but when I hooked up, I never got my dick fudge iced, also because I always used a condom. Cause, honestly, without a condom striking oil would be the LAST of my worries.
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I prefer to smear bacon fat on my pants leg before calling Duke to cum do his thing. If I need a thrill, I wear shorts and apply the bacon fat directly to my shin. He does oral foreplay to my leg before giving it the ole' "1-2 I'm humping you:.
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I prefer to smear bacon fat on my pants leg before calling Duke to cum do his thing. If I need a thrill, I wear shorts and apply the bacon fat directly to my shin. He does oral foreplay to my leg before giving it the ole' "1-2 I'm humping you:.
Haha, well … that's a very interesting contribution to the thread, sir.
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WOW
I dont know why u preparation turn me on XD
Just a shower usually when its a quicky
Take some times (but not that much…) if its a date and make love or "try everything" kind of fun time -
In actuality, I would be more than happy to do a thorough prep before a good rogering (I really like that word, Rogering).
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already replied ;D
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As others have said, a good, deep enema. I follow with a good workout with a dildo to make sure that im good to go.
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Shower douche for me. Like to be clean so there's no fucktus interruptus.
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I clean out for far more than if I was just getting fucked, I regularly get fisted, so I need to have a good deep clean
About 6 hours before play I take a couple of loperimide capsules to slow movement down
2 hours before play I douche well using a nozzle attached to my shower (until I run clear)
1 hour before play I have another loperimide
30 mins before play I douche well again (running clear again)
I can then play for hours without any issuesCertain foodstuffs should be avoided, especially peanuts! Quite a few guys I know have issues if they had cooked onions the day before too
Woah! That's so much prep
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Reading all the comments, up to bottom, interesting facts… but in some way, scare me out :afraid:
lol right!!!
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i just dont care
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douche and lube
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Still a virgin, considering to bottom, this topic is a nice help, any advices for a first time bottom?
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Still a virgin, considering to bottom, this topic is a nice help, any advices for a first time bottom?
Douche and prepare with a dildo.
If you're a true virgin, you may bleed so you want to practice with small to large sizes.
I've bottomed before and it's a literal pain in the ass. I personally need to start preparing 2 hours before sex and that includes using a shower sprayer with a special nozzle to clean out my intimate parts.
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I am a bottom. If it's just fucking, I don't usually need to do any preparation. When I go to the washroom, I do spend probably as much time wiping as I do sitting on the toilet though. If the sex is planned then I will shower and wash the area well first.
If rimming is involved, then shower ahead of time is a must for me.
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