How do you prepare to get humped?
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:crazy2: ARE YOU NIMRODS SERIOUS? Until page 2 of this forum i wanted to punch every idiot to voice their opinion. Here's why:
I'm a top/vers and would never let anyone near my hole without douching. Its common courtesy to do so, more like it should be common sense.
Solid 8 here and almost every time i "strike oil" as they say, its a result of some inexperienced or just ignorant bottom who didn't douche. In fact i've sent a few out the door for refusing to douche. Now I can get pretty kinky, no vanilla bean here like so many must be on this forum. I like to fuck a studs brains out, rim b4 and after penetration, maybe use a toy on the boy if he likes. i couldn't do any of what you see in "good" porn without the btm properly preparing.
Now the guys a few posts back, AMEN! the education on how is what some of these guys need. If you think your gonna come over and turn my dick into a shit stick then quite frankly SEE YA NEVER AGAIN!
HOWEVER, if i know you made a conscious effort, then no biggie, my clean shower shot is available for you, go check yourself and we can continue till i seed you proper. Then that grin of "thats what i came for" ear to ear is what i love to see.seriously tho, i've gotten a uti, even terribly sick to my stomach from dirty boys. Dont be a dumb dingy bitch. and for the record, in my countless nights fucking sometimes hours bareback, HAVE NEVER contracted an STD. Boo yah bitches!
and for the guy who walked ya through step by step on how to douche, thank whatever god there is for your post. its guys like you that makes me look back on life say wow, i've fucked my way through my twenties and could die tomorrow fulfilled not missing a thing.
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Here, Here for foxyboxerboy! You know it had to be some serious shit for him to make his first post!
And foxyboxerboy, instead of thanking whatever god there is (or isn't):
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I've been a top until recently when I've let guys have their way with me. As a top doing random hookups occasionally the condom would come out a bit dirty, but it peels off inside-out and can be disposed of easily. I've had it happen with my ex while bareback once, and it grossed me out - stopped action and I had to go wash my peen, always made sure he was prepared from then on.
Recently I've tried bottoming but it's been spontaneous - but luckily no drama… but it was constantly on my mind. I've eaten a plant-based, whole-food diet for years which results in awesome bowel movements so don't even have to wipe most of the time - just a test square. I've never preped before being bttmd but am definitely prepared to. I occasionally do a mini-colonic anyhow with a rubber ear syringe + purified water, repeat - all the fluoride, chlorine etc in tap water is not going to be great for the butt. I also sometimes use weak organic coffee or spirulina for different benefits.
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shit happens
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A teaspoon of whole psyllium husk (not the powder) mixed into some yogurt once a day is also a good way to increase your fiber intake.
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:crazy2: Boy oh Boy - what a convo huh? That said, it is an important one for sure! In my teens and twenties - I fucked many sexy college boy butts. I don't think that they had a flying fuck what enemas were or how to use them.. None even identified as gay and most had girlfriends. Times have changed and not only are gay men more open with being so - but knowledge on almost any subject is just a tap of an IPhone away. But outside of teenie tiny flecks of dirt - hardly noticeable at all - I can't remember any issues down there with the young guys that I fucked. Maybe it was because these teens and college boys take a dump every 3 hours - who knows LOL. I have seen a definite trend with increasing "fudginess" with guys as they aged into late twenties, thirties and onward. I have no clue why - but anecdotal evidence is all that I can provide. That said, ANY male who thinks that his poop shoot is pristine at all times is completely delusional - period. Hot, clean bottoms need to at the very least - take a dump, perform a quick warm WATER enema (buy the Fleet version at the local CVS, pour out the fluid in the bottle and refill with room temp water..), and wait a good hour or two before anal (yes, as a top I have experienced bottoms "leaking" colored water if they try to bottom RIGHT after). I can't speak from personal experience - but I can speak for what pretty much 95% of my bottom sex partners do - and the above seems to be the rule for most. And these days - I don't fuck a guy if he hasn't had an enema (well….unless they are ridiculously attractive...LOL). If you are one of the 2% or less who are into scat then have at it.. As a service for the rest of us - you bottoms should clean up that hot booty and sexy stinky pinky a few hours before your date
Everyone involved will have a much more pleasant experience! -
shower and douche. all the things you need for a good humping.
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Enema
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Well….
I've been getting laser hair removal treatments. Full Brazilian, so that's one thing.. (haha)
I take a shower, and do douche about 4-6 times repeatedly. Sometimes I get exhausted just from the preps... -
Most of my sexual life I've been a top, so it wasnt really up to me to solve the arcane mysteries of setting up an ass for humping. But in my last relationship, the problem did arise.
Reading through the posts, I can see a trend, which I can acknowledge as my own too:
There's a difference between prepping when in a relationship and when hooking up.
Most of those who werent very focused on enemas, diet, waiting times, fasting and food abstinence, were those in a relationship. While those appalled by lack of enemas every 2 hours, where mostly those into hooking up.When you're going to hook up or getting a sex date, of course you can plan everything. And good for you. But if you're in a relationship, it's kind of impossible to plan a fuck (and honestly, to me it's also sad). Things are more spontaneous, and spending a lot of time together (and often living together), offers countless chances to impromptu humps. Fortunately, I live in a country where each and every bathroom has a bidet, and it's common practice to have a thorough cleanup after you dish out your dishes, and it always has been all that was required to never have any problem striking an ass.
And, to each his own, but when I hooked up, I never got my dick fudge iced, also because I always used a condom. Cause, honestly, without a condom striking oil would be the LAST of my worries.
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I prefer to smear bacon fat on my pants leg before calling Duke to cum do his thing. If I need a thrill, I wear shorts and apply the bacon fat directly to my shin. He does oral foreplay to my leg before giving it the ole' "1-2 I'm humping you:.
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I prefer to smear bacon fat on my pants leg before calling Duke to cum do his thing. If I need a thrill, I wear shorts and apply the bacon fat directly to my shin. He does oral foreplay to my leg before giving it the ole' "1-2 I'm humping you:.
Haha, well … that's a very interesting contribution to the thread, sir.
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WOW
I dont know why u preparation turn me on XD
Just a shower usually when its a quicky
Take some times (but not that much…) if its a date and make love or "try everything" kind of fun time -
In actuality, I would be more than happy to do a thorough prep before a good rogering (I really like that word, Rogering).
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already replied ;D
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As others have said, a good, deep enema. I follow with a good workout with a dildo to make sure that im good to go.
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Shower douche for me. Like to be clean so there's no fucktus interruptus.
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I clean out for far more than if I was just getting fucked, I regularly get fisted, so I need to have a good deep clean
About 6 hours before play I take a couple of loperimide capsules to slow movement down
2 hours before play I douche well using a nozzle attached to my shower (until I run clear)
1 hour before play I have another loperimide
30 mins before play I douche well again (running clear again)
I can then play for hours without any issuesCertain foodstuffs should be avoided, especially peanuts! Quite a few guys I know have issues if they had cooked onions the day before too
Woah! That's so much prep
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Reading all the comments, up to bottom, interesting facts… but in some way, scare me out :afraid:
lol right!!!
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i just dont care
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