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    How do you prepare to get humped?

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    • Y Offline
      yababylol
      last edited by

      I prefer to smear bacon fat on my pants leg before calling Duke to cum do his thing.  If I need a thrill, I wear shorts and apply the bacon fat directly to my shin.  He does oral foreplay to my leg before giving it the ole' "1-2 I'm humping you:.

      Haha, well … that's a very interesting contribution to the thread, sir.  😮

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        alexmow
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        WOW
        I dont know why u preparation turn me on XD
        Just a shower usually when its a quicky
        Take some times (but not that much…) if its a date and make love or "try everything" kind of fun time

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          grover59
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          In actuality, I would be more than happy to do a thorough prep before a good rogering (I really like that word, Rogering).

          grover59

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            ColinTNM
            last edited by

            already replied  ;D

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              older4me
              last edited by

              As others have said, a good, deep enema. I follow with a good workout with a dildo to make sure that im good to go.

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                pillowbiter
                last edited by

                Shower douche for me. Like to be clean so there's no fucktus interruptus.

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                  Lushboyx
                  last edited by

                  @toonfan69:

                  I clean out for far more than if I was just getting fucked, I regularly get fisted, so I need to have a good deep clean
                  About 6 hours before play I take a couple of loperimide capsules to slow movement down
                  2 hours before play I douche well using a nozzle attached to my shower (until I run clear)
                  1 hour before play I have another loperimide
                  30 mins before play I douche well again (running clear again)
                  I can then play for hours without any issues

                  Certain foodstuffs should be avoided, especially peanuts! Quite a few guys I know have issues if they had cooked onions the day before too

                  Woah! That's so much prep 😮

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                    hellomynamei
                    last edited by

                    @2222:

                    Reading all the comments, up to bottom, interesting facts… but in some way, scare me out  :afraid:

                    lol right!!!

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                      LeValle
                      last edited by

                      i just dont care

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                        fuckall
                        last edited by

                        douche and lube

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                          Josufaurutu
                          last edited by

                          Still a virgin, considering to bottom, this topic is a nice help, any advices for a first time bottom?

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                            pols1337
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                            @Josufaurutu:

                            Still a virgin, considering to bottom, this topic is a nice help, any advices for a first time bottom?

                            Douche and prepare with a dildo.

                            If you're a true virgin, you may bleed so you want to practice with small to large sizes.

                            I've bottomed before and it's a literal pain in the ass.  I personally need to start preparing 2 hours before sex and that includes using a shower sprayer with a special nozzle to clean out my intimate parts.

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                              canchamp1
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                              I am a bottom. If it's just fucking, I don't usually need to do any preparation. When I go to the washroom, I do spend probably as much time wiping as I do sitting on the toilet though. If the sex is planned then I will shower and wash the area well first.

                              If rimming is involved, then shower ahead of time is a must for me.

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