It WOULD be women, LOL. Manly macho strait men type men can have a good time looking at and fantasizing about two women getting off together, but admit that a gay or openly bi jock being naked in the same locker room that they are also in, equally naked– no, no. Suddenly they become snowflakes, fragile and delicate because without butch bluffing, someone might confuse them with being enough of a man that they can put their dick anydamnwhere they want and still be certified and qualified for the breeder's cup.
Personally, I think Australian Rules Football is THE greatest team sport. Men of all sizes, from "talls" to "smalls" have their role to play, and they play it with amazing skill and precision while wearing skimpy shorts that often bulge, and sleeveless shirts that emphasize their physical shape as much as their often straining pants do.
Anyone who thinks they are as much of a man as, say, Ben Cohen (str8 but noway narrow) should go the route of Nick Younquest and flaunt the visual power of their fitness and virility. Not that anybody asked me, of course. And Aussie Rules is not the sport that Ben and Nick play, but you get the gist. If all those soccer players in South America (and elsewhere!) can freely flop and flaunt and wank, everyone should just get in on the act and let it become the expected norm, not some ridiculous Victorian-holdover anomaly.
Ah, well. Now that the aussie rules torrent site has been clobbered by the authorities lest anyone make a profit from letting the world view games they would otherwise never see, this new season is already passing me by. Shameful.
