ashtray = car? I'd say he has a car he wants to scrap.

It sucks being stood up I guess. Too funny. 

Good one!  but… Please do not ever wear polyester unless it's in a life vest and your going down.

@leatherbear: Bizarre to say the least and very homo erotic for the time. I couldn't have said it better myself…

:rotfl:

A couple more clips from the same amazing bloke:- Michael Jackson - Man in the Mirror..  hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WODh5qQJgGE&feature=related The Killers - Human …hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLxpr8PPpNI

That somehow doesn't surprise me. I'm having to expand my storage capacity in order to accomedate for my large collection of stuff. Apparently 1.5TB isn't enough.

The first time I read this I actually cried from laughter    :rotfl:

One friend of mine while having sex with his ex-boyfriend broke the bed. Shit happens!  ;D


@bluehue: marry first for money; second for love. the spouse of the second marriage is marrying for money though… and so goes the circle of life  ;D Funny, but true.

pump that pumpkin ken!

the last three are priceless  ;D

Love the Joy Division one  ;D

either way, that's one hung face