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    Guinness Picks World's Longest Nose

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    • leatherbearL Offline
      leatherbear
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      Mehmet Ozyurek's colossal conk - measuring 3.46 inches - is officially the world's longest hooter.

      (Sept. 17) – This nose knows no bounds.

      According to Guinness World Records officials, Mehmet Ozyurek has the world's largest nose. Measuring 3.46 inches from bridge to tip, the Turkish national's schnoz has earned its spot in the hot-off-the-presses 2011 edition of the record book.

      I have purposely refrained from picking on this guy's nose, despite having some rather juicy jokes just hanging there, waiting for me to pluck them. It's probably a good thing. though; nose-related humor is rather congested and is on par with crusted-over humor best left under seats or counter tops. You might think it's funny, but it's snot.

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      • bluehueB Offline
        bluehue
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        @leatherbear:

        Mehmet Ozyurek's colossal conk - measuring 3.46 inches - is officially the world's longest hooter.

        I have purposely refrained from picking on this guy's nose, despite having some rather juicy jokes just hanging there, waiting for me to pluck them. It's probably a good thing. though; nose-related humor is rather congested and is on par with crusted-over humor best left under seats or counter tops. You might think it's funny, but it's snot.

        that's really witty. did you come up with that leatherbear?

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        • leatherbearL Offline
          leatherbear
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          Sorry to say that was not my work but the author of the article.

          ![](https://www.gaytor.rent/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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          • bluehueB Offline
            bluehue
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            either way, that's one hung face  😄

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