hahaha!  would suggest you read the book "Self-Made Man".  It has a lot of observations about a man's world, taken from the perspective of a woman who infiltrated a bowling club, boot camp, and a monastery.  talk about drag!

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Brilliant  ;D

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You are correct in that definition… As for the MIDI files, fear not for I have hundreds, if not thousands of them... What's your flavour?

right in me face  :crazy2: lol

haha serves her right for sleeping in the bunkers  :cheesy2:

It is hard to believe some of them are true, but then read the series "The Darwin Awards".  It is truly amazing how stupid some people are. Now I have a true story - Back when I was 18 or 19, I was delivering business machines and picking up others to take to the shop for repairs.  Company policy was to never take (detachable) cords for several different reasons.  So I had this calculator and I was waiting for a signature on the paperwork.  This guy was sitting on the desktop, perhaps it was lunchtime and he was relaxing, I dont' know.  Anyway he was swinging the cord in a circle, just for something to do and he was going to put the female (live) end in his mouth.  I said "you know that is still plugged in…" He dropped it and said 'Uh, I wasn't going to put it in my mouth."  He would have of course if I hadn't said something, but I always wondered what would have happened if he had.  A nasty burn for sure, I wonder if it would have killed him?

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hahaha.. cute…. :haha:  :haha:  :haha:  :hehe:  :hehe:  :hehe:

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she must be very.

@Gr1zz: @gzlong: I don't get this one Color me: more offended than amused.  The stereotypical nurse and doctors do nothing to improve the situation.  If the doctor (and nurse) looked more like something from Tom of Finland, my reaction may have been different. Praise Gr1zz! The most inherently insightful, coherently consistent, rationally retrospective, and diplomatically divulging user of these forums. it's no wonder why these posts cease all replies when this lobster-lopping, east-coast-living…...............and i'm drunk. as the porn this site is build off, fuck yeah!

it's a niqab. i think my tailor could bang one out pretty quick with custom small mouth hole for a straw or cigarette. i would accessorize with dark eyeliner and maybe a garish gold fake designer hand bag. the reflective handbag would at least help me from potentially getting run over in a dark street… [image: 52311_like-marylin.jpg]

i wanna try it lol