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    Addicted to the Web ~ (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

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    • leatherbearL Offline
      leatherbear
      last edited by

      Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
      From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
      I'm happy – although
      My boss let me go --
      Happily addicted to the Web.
      All night long, I sit clicking,
      Unaware time is ticking,
      There's beard on my cheek,
      Same clothes for a week,
      Happily addicted to the Web!

      Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
      Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
      With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
      I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"
      I don't phone, don't send faxes,
      Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
      Who cares if someday
      They drag me away?
      I'm happily addicted to the Web!

      Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)

      ![](https://www.gaytor.rent/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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      • leatherbearL Offline
        leatherbear
        last edited by

        :thankyou: For the addition of the tune !! :cheers: I do hope this is not a "Corporate Secret" and that you will teach leatherbear how to add this kind of attachment to his posts  ~  I simply LOVE the idea of a new TOY to play with in the forums :funny2:

        ![](https://www.gaytor.rent/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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        • leatherbearL Offline
          leatherbear
          last edited by

          For the midi files and they all sound great ~ especially the last three !!!

          ![](https://www.gaytor.rent/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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          • MrMazdaM Offline
            MrMazda Global Moderator
            last edited by

            You are correct in that definition… As for the MIDI files, fear not for I have hundreds, if not thousands of them... What's your flavour?

            Whap The User
            The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage!

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