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    A blonde sees the light

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      TwjT3NEc
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      I urgently needed a few days off work, But, I knew the Boss would

      not allow me to take leave.

      I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me

      to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny
      noises.

      My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

      I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss
      might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

      A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What

      in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

      I told him I was a light bulb.

      He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'

      Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

      I jumped down and walked out of the office…..

      When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,

      ..And where do you think you're going?!'

      She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

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        juancho
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        LOL

        good one!

        ¡ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ ƃuıʎɟǝp sı oɥɔuɐnɾ

        **millions have tried to sleep with me….

        only thousands have succeeded!**

        to define oneself is to limit oneself! from my aunt, oscar wilde

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          mgr
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          ROTFLMAO 🙂

          Thank you!!!

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            ziamond
            last edited by

            ;D excellent one

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              leatherbear
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              ![](https://www.gaytor.rent/bitbucket/HOF 3.png)

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                cumeaternc
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                I Don't get it  ??? I attached my potrait below…teehee ;D

                Dumb blonde.jpg

                Click here to check out the Cartoon,Comic & Yaoi Media Link Section!

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