not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me

to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss
might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What

in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office…..

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,

..And where do you think you're going?!'

She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.