Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game
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Fuck Channign Tatum in his Beautiful Trauma dress.
Marry Edward Holcroft if he uses glasses.
Kill Taron by tickling him to death.Magic Mike XXL - FMK: Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer & Adam Rodríguez.
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Fuck Adam Rodriguez
Marry Matt Bomer
Kill Matt ManganielloIron Man, Captain America, Thor
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Just to comment that the answers from Cuervos are so damn funny:
Kill Jake Tapper with a spoon. :cheesy2:
http://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/10_Ways_To_Kill_A_Person_With_A_Spoon
Fuck Channing Tatum in his Beautiful Trauma dress:
http://toofab.com/2017/11/21/pink-channing-tatum-beautiful-trauma-music-video-drag-pills/
But now, back to JA's superheroes question, and a note that if you're a "virgin" and new to the game, just check out the rules in the first post. It's not hard to do, and no one will bite unless you ask them to.
Fuck, Marry, Kill these superheroes:
Iron Man, Captain America, Thor
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Fuck: Chris Hewsworth / Thor (Ragnarok)… http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/10/980x490/landscape-1489057053-thor-ragnarok-chris-hemsworth-gladiator-short-hair.jpg
Marry: Chris Evans / Captain America… https://www.selectspecs.com/fashion-lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-20-at-3.01.32-PM-1050x706.png
Kill: Robert Downey Jr. / Iron Man… https://static.businessinsider.com/image/5722860752bcd05c658bf990/image.jpg
It's not an age thing, I just think RD has changed his personality – more affected -- since hitting the "big bucks."
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Hunky daddy-age actors Idris Elba, Javier Bardem, Jon Hamm
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Fuck Javier Bardem
Marry Idris Ebla
Kill John HammAdam Beach, Alex Merez, Tahmoh Pennikett
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Get fucked raw by Alex Meraz while biting on his nipples.
Marry Pennikett in an hangar.
Kill Adam with a water gun.FMK Lord of the Rings Cast: Orlando Bloom, Ian McKellen & Viggo Mortensen
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The LOTR cast I would have asked. (I have not the slightest interest in those three.)
Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
Marry - Elijah Wood
Kill - Andy SerkisTwilight Series Edward, Jacob, Emmet
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Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
Marry - Elijah Wood
Kill - Andy SerkisTwilight Series Edward, Jacob, Emmet
I have the same F M K order for them, JA, perhaps we had the same general notions:
Fuck Dominic Monaghan – a lot of man, thought not tall, he is killing it in Preacher.
Marry Elijah Wood – quite adorable in LOTR and now, on BBC's Dirk Gently.
Kill Andy Serkis – needs no make-up to reprise role in Dawn of the Planet of the ApesWith great apology, I haven't watched one minute of the Twilight series. So, for the sake of choice, here's that F M K:
Twilight Series cuties Edward, Jacob, Emmet
or, choose
Singers Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Enrique Iglesias
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Enrique Inglesias - Fuck. He's adorable and the only one of the three whose music i've ever listened to.
Adam Levine - Marry. My mother would prefer I find a Nice Jewish Boy to settle down with. And the man knows how to dress.
Justin Timberlake - Kill. He was in a Boy Band.Will and Grace characters. Will Truman, Jack MacFarlane, Vince D'Angelo
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Of course, Will is Eric McCormack and Jack is Sean Hayes. No photos needed.
Vince D'Angelo is the cop, (played by Bobby Carnivale), Will's love interest:
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/willgrace/images/5/56/Vince_dangelo.pngFuck: Vince D'Angelo (don't want to be a "cop's wife" – the worry!)
Marry: Will Truman (handsome and dependable -- perhaps why they chose "tru-man"?)
Kill: Jack McFarland (not enough duct tape in the world to silence him.)More musical men: Ricky Martin, John Mayer, Lenny Kravitz
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You always pick groups with a single Jew.
Fuck - Ricky Martin - I met him and his boyfriend once several years ago.
Marry - Lenny Kravitz. I can crochet him a yarmulka that'll stay on top of his hair
Kill - John Mayer. I have no idea what his music is.Some Fun musicians: Nat Ruess, Andrew Dost, Jack Antonoff
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Goodness, I am zero-for-three in knowing who these chaps are! I need to get out of the house a bit more. :blink:
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They are Fun.
http://ournameisfun.com/ -
In this video of FUN (am I the only one asking, "Who?") they are ordered, from left of monitor, as Andrew, Nate and Jack.
I can only grade on looks. F: Nate M: Andrew K: Jack
Frozen at age 35: actors Rob Lowe, Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves
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Marry Keanu, Fuck Lowe and Kill Bacon. Doing it all in that order, so I can be unfaithful to Keanu.
FMK: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jean Claude Van Damme
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Ah, Cuervos, no panties today?
I 'm grabbing this FMK for its simplicity (to me, anyway).
Fuck: Bruce Lee, endlessly, endlessly.
Marry: Jackie Chan, I could see that.
Auto-kill: Van Damme. Steroid-induced peanut testicles.FMK – the "gone too soon" edition:
River Phoenix, Heath Ledger, Brandon Lee
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I don't want to kill any of them
Fuck - River Phoenix
Marry - Heath Ledger
Kill by growing old after a long life - Brandon Lee -
I would switch to kill Heath and marry Brandon instead, by the way, since John didn't leave us a trio, here I bring:
FMK: Adam Levine, Eminem, will.i.amAnd I don't wear panties! At least not yet, maybe next year. Tho I really like some kinky underwear.
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Thanks for adding a new trio, C. (JA gets so forgetful when he's busy not murdering.)
Fuck: Eminem, in full white trash mode.
Marry: will.i.am, he's chill and… um... hot.
Kill: Adam Levine, trying much too hard.F, M, K: British/Irish actors
Charlie Hunnam
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE5NjE5Mzk2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI5MDE1Ng@@._V1_UY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_.jpgMichael Fassbender
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTk0NjM2MTE5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODIxMzcyNw@@._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg -
Same order
Fuck - Colin Farrell
Marry - Charlie Hunnam
Kill - Michael FassbinderX-Men (no not Caitlyn Jenner)
Cyclops, Wolverine, Iceman
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