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    Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

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      JohnAllenson
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      Fuck Javier Bardem
      Marry Idris Ebla
      Kill John Hamm

      Adam Beach, Alex Merez, Tahmoh Pennikett

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        Cuervos626
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        Get fucked raw by Alex Meraz while biting on his nipples.
        Marry Pennikett in an hangar.
        Kill Adam with a water gun.

        FMK Lord of the Rings Cast: Orlando Bloom, Ian McKellen & Viggo Mortensen

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          JohnAllenson
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          The LOTR cast I would have asked.  (I have not the slightest interest in those three.)

          Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
          Marry - Elijah Wood
          Kill - Andy Serkis

          Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

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            flozen
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            @JohnAllenson:

            Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
            Marry - Elijah Wood
            Kill - Andy Serkis

            Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

            I have the same F M K order for them, JA, perhaps we had the same general notions:

            Fuck Dominic Monaghan – a lot of man, thought not tall, he is killing it in Preacher.
            Marry Elijah Wood – quite adorable in LOTR and now, on BBC's Dirk Gently.
            Kill Andy Serkis – needs no make-up to reprise role in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

            With great apology, I haven't watched one minute of the Twilight series.  So, for the sake of choice, here's that F M K:

            Twilight Series cuties Edward, Jacob, Emmet

            or, choose

            Singers Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Enrique Iglesias

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              JohnAllenson
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              Enrique Inglesias - Fuck.  He's adorable and the only one of the three whose music i've ever listened to.
              Adam Levine - Marry.  My mother would prefer I find a Nice Jewish Boy to settle down with.  And the man knows how to dress.
              Justin Timberlake - Kill.  He was in a Boy Band.

              Will and Grace characters.  Will Truman, Jack MacFarlane, Vince D'Angelo

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                flozen
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                Of course, Will is Eric McCormack and Jack is Sean Hayes.  No photos needed.

                Vince D'Angelo is the cop, (played by Bobby Carnivale), Will's love interest:
                https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/willgrace/images/5/56/Vince_dangelo.png

                Fuck:  Vince D'Angelo (don't want to be a "cop's wife" – the worry!)
                Marry:  Will Truman  (handsome and dependable -- perhaps why they chose "tru-man"?)
                Kill:  Jack McFarland  (not enough duct tape in the world to silence him.)

                More musical men:  Ricky Martin, John Mayer, Lenny Kravitz

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                  JohnAllenson
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                  You always pick groups with a single Jew. 😉

                  Fuck - Ricky Martin - I met him and his boyfriend once several years ago.
                  Marry - Lenny Kravitz.  I can crochet him a yarmulka that'll stay on top of his hair
                  Kill - John Mayer.  I have no idea what his music is.

                  Some Fun musicians:  Nat Ruess, Andrew Dost, Jack Antonoff

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                    flozen
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                    Goodness, I am zero-for-three in knowing who these chaps are!  I need to get out of the house a bit more.   :blink:

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                      JohnAllenson
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                      They are Fun.
                      http://ournameisfun.com/

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                        flozen
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                        In this video of FUN (am I the only one asking, "Who?") they are ordered, from left of monitor, as Andrew, Nate and Jack.

                        Youtube Video

                        I can only grade on looks.  F:  Nate  M:  Andrew  K:  Jack

                        Frozen at age 35: actors Rob Lowe, Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves

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                          Cuervos626
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                          Marry Keanu, Fuck Lowe and Kill Bacon. Doing it all in that order, so I can be unfaithful to Keanu.

                          FMK: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jean Claude Van Damme

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                            flozen
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                            Ah, Cuervos, no panties today?   😊

                            I 'm grabbing this FMK for its simplicity (to me, anyway).

                            Fuck:  Bruce Lee, endlessly, endlessly.
                            Marry:  Jackie Chan, I could see that.
                            Auto-kill:  Van Damme.  Steroid-induced peanut testicles.

                            FMK – the "gone too soon" edition:

                            River Phoenix, Heath Ledger, Brandon Lee

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                              JohnAllenson
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                              I don't want to kill any of them

                              Fuck - River Phoenix
                              Marry - Heath Ledger
                              Kill by growing old after a long life - Brandon Lee

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                                Cuervos626
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                                I would switch to kill Heath and marry Brandon instead, by the way, since John didn't leave us a trio, here I bring:
                                FMK: Adam Levine, Eminem, will.i.am

                                And I don't wear panties! At least not yet, maybe next year. Tho I really like some kinky underwear.

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                                  flozen
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                                  Thanks for adding a new trio, C.  (JA gets so forgetful when he's busy not murdering.)

                                  Fuck:  Eminem, in full white trash mode.
                                  Marry:  will.i.am, he's chill and… um... hot.
                                  Kill:  Adam Levine, trying much too hard.

                                  F, M, K:  British/Irish actors

                                  Colin Farrell
                                  https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTg4NzM5NDk0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzAzMTUxNw@@._V1_UY317_CR3,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

                                  Charlie Hunnam
                                  https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE5NjE5Mzk2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI5MDE1Ng@@._V1_UY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

                                  Michael Fassbender 
                                  https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTk0NjM2MTE5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODIxMzcyNw@@._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

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                                    JohnAllenson
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                                    Same order
                                    Fuck - Colin Farrell
                                    Marry - Charlie Hunnam
                                    Kill - Michael Fassbinder

                                    X-Men (no not Caitlyn Jenner)

                                    Cyclops, Wolverine, Iceman

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                                      Cuervos626
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                                      Marry Cyclops then cheat on him (Yeah, same as Jane) with Wolverine. Kill Iceman with a hair dryer.

                                      FMK (Long hair version): Brad Pitt, Rupert Grint and -always fabulous- Fabio.

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                                        flozen
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                                        Hmm.  That's a wide range of ages and types, but it's gotta be done.  Long-haired…

                                        Fuck: Rupert Grint.  One shag with the shaggy redhead will do.
                                        Marry:  Brad Pitt.  Hopefully recovered from "Brangelina."
                                        Kill:  Fabio.  At any age, he projects ultra-high maintenance.

                                        Celebrities and their spouses, F, M, K.  You become a threesome.  Each pair gets the same fate.  No mix-and-match!   :police:  And a few words why they deserved their fates.

                                        Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg

                                        Lance Bass & Michael Turchin  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg

                                        Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg

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                                          cteavin
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                                          Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg

                                          I have no idea who they are but based on appearances, fuck.

                                          Lance Bass & Michael Turchin  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg

                                          Still don't know who they are but I think they're f-ugly, so kill in a satanic ritual so they're deaths will at least be interesting.

                                          Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg

                                          Marry into this threesome because Neil Patrick Harris, come on, that's a given.

                                          Marry Cyclops because I love, love, love the actor. Kill Wolverine because he's a smoker. And Fuck Iceman because he's cute.

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                                            flozen
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                                            @cteavin:

                                            Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita

                                            I have no idea who they are but based on appearances, fuck.

                                            Lance Bass & Michael Turchin

                                            Still don't know who they are but I think they're f-ugly, so kill in a satanic ritual so they're deaths will at least be interesting.

                                            Good heavens, man!  JTF is on zillion-Emmy comedy Modern Family, and Lance Bass was a member of mega-boy band NSYNC.  At least you're killing them in an evil manner.  Nice to see you back.

                                            As we (ahem) weren't given a new trio of men to FMK, would someone care to FMK these celebrity pairs again, and then finish up with three new chioces to evaluate?

                                            Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg

                                            Lance Bass & Michael Turchin  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg

                                            Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg

                                            Lurkers, don't be shy.  All the copulation, wedded bliss, and murder is very cathartic.

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