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    Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

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      flozen
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      Fuck:  Chris Hewsworth / Thor (Ragnarok)… http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/10/980x490/landscape-1489057053-thor-ragnarok-chris-hemsworth-gladiator-short-hair.jpg

      Marry:  Chris Evans / Captain America… https://www.selectspecs.com/fashion-lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-20-at-3.01.32-PM-1050x706.png

      Kill:  Robert Downey Jr. / Iron Man… https://static.businessinsider.com/image/5722860752bcd05c658bf990/image.jpg

      It's not an age thing, I just think RD has changed his personality – more affected -- since hitting the "big bucks."

      Fuck, Marry, Kill:  Hunky daddy-age actors Idris Elba, Javier Bardem, Jon Hamm

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        JohnAllenson
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        Fuck Javier Bardem
        Marry Idris Ebla
        Kill John Hamm

        Adam Beach, Alex Merez, Tahmoh Pennikett

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        • Cuervos626C Offline
          Cuervos626
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          Get fucked raw by Alex Meraz while biting on his nipples.
          Marry Pennikett in an hangar.
          Kill Adam with a water gun.

          FMK Lord of the Rings Cast: Orlando Bloom, Ian McKellen & Viggo Mortensen

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            JohnAllenson
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            The LOTR cast I would have asked.  (I have not the slightest interest in those three.)

            Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
            Marry - Elijah Wood
            Kill - Andy Serkis

            Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

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              @JohnAllenson:

              Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
              Marry - Elijah Wood
              Kill - Andy Serkis

              Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

              I have the same F M K order for them, JA, perhaps we had the same general notions:

              Fuck Dominic Monaghan – a lot of man, thought not tall, he is killing it in Preacher.
              Marry Elijah Wood – quite adorable in LOTR and now, on BBC's Dirk Gently.
              Kill Andy Serkis – needs no make-up to reprise role in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

              With great apology, I haven't watched one minute of the Twilight series.  So, for the sake of choice, here's that F M K:

              Twilight Series cuties Edward, Jacob, Emmet

              or, choose

              Singers Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Enrique Iglesias

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                JohnAllenson
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                Enrique Inglesias - Fuck.  He's adorable and the only one of the three whose music i've ever listened to.
                Adam Levine - Marry.  My mother would prefer I find a Nice Jewish Boy to settle down with.  And the man knows how to dress.
                Justin Timberlake - Kill.  He was in a Boy Band.

                Will and Grace characters.  Will Truman, Jack MacFarlane, Vince D'Angelo

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                  Of course, Will is Eric McCormack and Jack is Sean Hayes.  No photos needed.

                  Vince D'Angelo is the cop, (played by Bobby Carnivale), Will's love interest:
                  https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/willgrace/images/5/56/Vince_dangelo.png

                  Fuck:  Vince D'Angelo (don't want to be a "cop's wife" – the worry!)
                  Marry:  Will Truman  (handsome and dependable -- perhaps why they chose "tru-man"?)
                  Kill:  Jack McFarland  (not enough duct tape in the world to silence him.)

                  More musical men:  Ricky Martin, John Mayer, Lenny Kravitz

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                    JohnAllenson
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                    You always pick groups with a single Jew. 😉

                    Fuck - Ricky Martin - I met him and his boyfriend once several years ago.
                    Marry - Lenny Kravitz.  I can crochet him a yarmulka that'll stay on top of his hair
                    Kill - John Mayer.  I have no idea what his music is.

                    Some Fun musicians:  Nat Ruess, Andrew Dost, Jack Antonoff

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                      Goodness, I am zero-for-three in knowing who these chaps are!  I need to get out of the house a bit more.   :blink:

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                        JohnAllenson
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                        They are Fun.
                        http://ournameisfun.com/

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                          In this video of FUN (am I the only one asking, "Who?") they are ordered, from left of monitor, as Andrew, Nate and Jack.

                          Youtube Video

                          I can only grade on looks.  F:  Nate  M:  Andrew  K:  Jack

                          Frozen at age 35: actors Rob Lowe, Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves

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                            Cuervos626
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                            Marry Keanu, Fuck Lowe and Kill Bacon. Doing it all in that order, so I can be unfaithful to Keanu.

                            FMK: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jean Claude Van Damme

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                              flozen
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                              Ah, Cuervos, no panties today?   😊

                              I 'm grabbing this FMK for its simplicity (to me, anyway).

                              Fuck:  Bruce Lee, endlessly, endlessly.
                              Marry:  Jackie Chan, I could see that.
                              Auto-kill:  Van Damme.  Steroid-induced peanut testicles.

                              FMK – the "gone too soon" edition:

                              River Phoenix, Heath Ledger, Brandon Lee

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                                JohnAllenson
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                                I don't want to kill any of them

                                Fuck - River Phoenix
                                Marry - Heath Ledger
                                Kill by growing old after a long life - Brandon Lee

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                                  Cuervos626
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                                  I would switch to kill Heath and marry Brandon instead, by the way, since John didn't leave us a trio, here I bring:
                                  FMK: Adam Levine, Eminem, will.i.am

                                  And I don't wear panties! At least not yet, maybe next year. Tho I really like some kinky underwear.

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                                    Thanks for adding a new trio, C.  (JA gets so forgetful when he's busy not murdering.)

                                    Fuck:  Eminem, in full white trash mode.
                                    Marry:  will.i.am, he's chill and… um... hot.
                                    Kill:  Adam Levine, trying much too hard.

                                    F, M, K:  British/Irish actors

                                    Colin Farrell
                                    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTg4NzM5NDk0MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzAzMTUxNw@@._V1_UY317_CR3,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

                                    Charlie Hunnam
                                    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE5NjE5Mzk2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI5MDE1Ng@@._V1_UY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

                                    Michael Fassbender 
                                    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTk0NjM2MTE5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODIxMzcyNw@@._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

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                                      JohnAllenson
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                                      Same order
                                      Fuck - Colin Farrell
                                      Marry - Charlie Hunnam
                                      Kill - Michael Fassbinder

                                      X-Men (no not Caitlyn Jenner)

                                      Cyclops, Wolverine, Iceman

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                                        Cuervos626
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                                        Marry Cyclops then cheat on him (Yeah, same as Jane) with Wolverine. Kill Iceman with a hair dryer.

                                        FMK (Long hair version): Brad Pitt, Rupert Grint and -always fabulous- Fabio.

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                                          Hmm.  That's a wide range of ages and types, but it's gotta be done.  Long-haired…

                                          Fuck: Rupert Grint.  One shag with the shaggy redhead will do.
                                          Marry:  Brad Pitt.  Hopefully recovered from "Brangelina."
                                          Kill:  Fabio.  At any age, he projects ultra-high maintenance.

                                          Celebrities and their spouses, F, M, K.  You become a threesome.  Each pair gets the same fate.  No mix-and-match!   :police:  And a few words why they deserved their fates.

                                          Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg

                                          Lance Bass & Michael Turchin  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg

                                          Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg

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                                            cteavin
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                                            Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg

                                            I have no idea who they are but based on appearances, fuck.

                                            Lance Bass & Michael Turchin  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg

                                            Still don't know who they are but I think they're f-ugly, so kill in a satanic ritual so they're deaths will at least be interesting.

                                            Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka  http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg

                                            Marry into this threesome because Neil Patrick Harris, come on, that's a given.

                                            Marry Cyclops because I love, love, love the actor. Kill Wolverine because he's a smoker. And Fuck Iceman because he's cute.

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