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    Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game

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    • J Offline
      JohnAllenson
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      I had to look them up since I'm not into Bubblegum pop.

      Fuck- Joe (he's in sort of a music group now)
      Marry - Nick (he's an actor who plays gay a lot)
      Kill - Kevin (he's doing "reality" tv)

      David Lee Roth, Phil Anselmo, Ozzy Osburne.  With pics from their heydays

      David Lee Roth.jpg
      Phil Anselmo.jpg
      ozzy-osbourne.jpg

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        Cuervos626
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        Marry David Lee, gosh those facial features.
        Fuck Ozzy Osbourne, is one of my fantasies.
        Kill Phil since I know nothing of him.

        FMK: cteavin, kenjysn1 & flozen.

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          flozen
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          I would fuck ct and marry kenjyan, at which point I would simply die of happiness.     :love:

          F, M, K:  CNN anchors…

          Anderson Cooper  http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0168e9f2dea0970c-pi

          Van Jones  http://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/van-jones-1.jpg

          Jake Tapper  http://images.tritondigitalcms.com/6616/sites/238/2016/09/25171754/jaketapper-3.jpg

          (These are really nice pics, I must re-learn how to post them properly.)

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          • Cuervos626C Offline
            Cuervos626
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            Widly ride Anderson Cooper with glasses on
            Marry Van Jones and take him bridal carry.
            Kill Jake Tapper with a spoon.

            FMK: 50 Cent, Kanye West & Jay-Z

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              flozen
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              Oh, I would fuck Kanye West with his mouth taped shut, and marry Jay-Z and see what made Beyonce say "I do."

              That leaves 50 Cent to get (another) bullet – a guy who's made a number of homophobic comments in the past, and I felt his later gay "support" was just to get Hollywood roles:

              http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2010/10/01/50-cent-says-men-who-dont-sleep-with-women-should-just-kill-themselves/

              Now it's time to Fuck, Marry, Kill some major heart-throbs:

              Ryan Gosling, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ryan Reynolds

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                JohnAllenson
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                That's easy.

                Ryan Gosling - Marry (My mom knows his mom so they can introduce us.  True!)
                Ryan Reynolds - Fuck
                Benedict Cumberbatch - Kill (One, he isn't Canadian.  Two, Khan… REALLY?!)

                Oops, the next three.  From the Kingsmen - Taran Egerton, Edward Holcroft, Channing Tatum

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                  Cuervos626
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                  Fuck Channign Tatum in his Beautiful Trauma dress.
                  Marry Edward Holcroft if he uses glasses.
                  Kill Taron by tickling him to death.

                  Magic Mike XXL - FMK: Joe Manganiello, Matt Bomer & Adam Rodríguez.

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                    JohnAllenson
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                    Fuck Adam Rodriguez
                    Marry Matt Bomer
                    Kill Matt Manganiello

                    Iron Man, Captain America, Thor

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                      flozen
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                      Just to comment that the answers from Cuervos are so damn funny:

                      Kill Jake Tapper with a spoon.   :cheesy2:

                      http://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/10_Ways_To_Kill_A_Person_With_A_Spoon

                      Fuck Channing Tatum in his Beautiful Trauma dress:   😊

                      http://toofab.com/2017/11/21/pink-channing-tatum-beautiful-trauma-music-video-drag-pills/

                      But now, back to JA's superheroes question, and a note that if you're a "virgin" and new to the game, just check out the rules in the first post.  It's not hard to do, and no one will bite unless you ask them to.

                      Fuck, Marry, Kill these superheroes:

                      Iron Man, Captain America, Thor

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                        flozen
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                        Fuck:  Chris Hewsworth / Thor (Ragnarok)… http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/10/980x490/landscape-1489057053-thor-ragnarok-chris-hemsworth-gladiator-short-hair.jpg

                        Marry:  Chris Evans / Captain America… https://www.selectspecs.com/fashion-lifestyle/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Screen-Shot-2017-06-20-at-3.01.32-PM-1050x706.png

                        Kill:  Robert Downey Jr. / Iron Man… https://static.businessinsider.com/image/5722860752bcd05c658bf990/image.jpg

                        It's not an age thing, I just think RD has changed his personality – more affected -- since hitting the "big bucks."

                        Fuck, Marry, Kill:  Hunky daddy-age actors Idris Elba, Javier Bardem, Jon Hamm

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                          JohnAllenson
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                          Fuck Javier Bardem
                          Marry Idris Ebla
                          Kill John Hamm

                          Adam Beach, Alex Merez, Tahmoh Pennikett

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                            Cuervos626
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                            Get fucked raw by Alex Meraz while biting on his nipples.
                            Marry Pennikett in an hangar.
                            Kill Adam with a water gun.

                            FMK Lord of the Rings Cast: Orlando Bloom, Ian McKellen & Viggo Mortensen

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                              JohnAllenson
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                              The LOTR cast I would have asked.  (I have not the slightest interest in those three.)

                              Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
                              Marry - Elijah Wood
                              Kill - Andy Serkis

                              Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

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                                flozen
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                                @JohnAllenson:

                                Fuck - Dominic Monaghan
                                Marry - Elijah Wood
                                Kill - Andy Serkis

                                Twilight Series  Edward, Jacob, Emmet

                                I have the same F M K order for them, JA, perhaps we had the same general notions:

                                Fuck Dominic Monaghan – a lot of man, thought not tall, he is killing it in Preacher.
                                Marry Elijah Wood – quite adorable in LOTR and now, on BBC's Dirk Gently.
                                Kill Andy Serkis – needs no make-up to reprise role in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

                                With great apology, I haven't watched one minute of the Twilight series.  So, for the sake of choice, here's that F M K:

                                Twilight Series cuties Edward, Jacob, Emmet

                                or, choose

                                Singers Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Enrique Iglesias

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                                  JohnAllenson
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                                  Enrique Inglesias - Fuck.  He's adorable and the only one of the three whose music i've ever listened to.
                                  Adam Levine - Marry.  My mother would prefer I find a Nice Jewish Boy to settle down with.  And the man knows how to dress.
                                  Justin Timberlake - Kill.  He was in a Boy Band.

                                  Will and Grace characters.  Will Truman, Jack MacFarlane, Vince D'Angelo

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                                    flozen
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                                    Of course, Will is Eric McCormack and Jack is Sean Hayes.  No photos needed.

                                    Vince D'Angelo is the cop, (played by Bobby Carnivale), Will's love interest:
                                    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/willgrace/images/5/56/Vince_dangelo.png

                                    Fuck:  Vince D'Angelo (don't want to be a "cop's wife" – the worry!)
                                    Marry:  Will Truman  (handsome and dependable -- perhaps why they chose "tru-man"?)
                                    Kill:  Jack McFarland  (not enough duct tape in the world to silence him.)

                                    More musical men:  Ricky Martin, John Mayer, Lenny Kravitz

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                                      JohnAllenson
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                                      You always pick groups with a single Jew. 😉

                                      Fuck - Ricky Martin - I met him and his boyfriend once several years ago.
                                      Marry - Lenny Kravitz.  I can crochet him a yarmulka that'll stay on top of his hair
                                      Kill - John Mayer.  I have no idea what his music is.

                                      Some Fun musicians:  Nat Ruess, Andrew Dost, Jack Antonoff

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                                        flozen
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                                        Goodness, I am zero-for-three in knowing who these chaps are!  I need to get out of the house a bit more.   :blink:

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                                          JohnAllenson
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                                          They are Fun.
                                          http://ournameisfun.com/

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                                            flozen
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                                            In this video of FUN (am I the only one asking, "Who?") they are ordered, from left of monitor, as Andrew, Nate and Jack.

                                            Youtube Video

                                            I can only grade on looks.  F:  Nate  M:  Andrew  K:  Jack

                                            Frozen at age 35: actors Rob Lowe, Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves

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