What would be your porn name?
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What would be your porn name.
A while back on a different site this topic came up and some of them were really funny.
I once heard it said that you took the your first name from the name of your first pet and the second name from your mothers maiden name.
Sweetie (from a three year olds budgerigar) and Penny (mothers maiden name) was one of the funniest I remember.
Mine would be Seb(astian) from my Old English Sheepdog, Weedon (mothers maiden name) Great for Piss Movies.
My former partners Porn name would have been King (Alsatian Dog) Looney (Irish Mothers maiden name).
Know of any other goodies?
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Growing pig
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Janacira Tamanduah
It's a webserie character's name that make me laugh a lot every time I listen it XD -
Mr. Girth? Cause I got pretty impressive girth
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I'll be called Smug Face
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Not really funny or catchy, so much as it is nonsensical:
Lovable Furry Savage."Lovable Furry" was a calico cat from when I was a little kid (I didn't name her). We also had two dogs: Suzie, a doberman, and Broccoli, a black lab. "Suzie Savage" works for a female name, though it sounds a bit hackneyed.
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I always liked names that are strong like "Gage" "Ares" "Stone" "Steele". But also names that aren't any name or surname but something with meaning like "Bishop Angus" "Rogue Status" "Seven Dixon" Cool names.
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I once heard it said that you took the your first name from the name of your first pet and the second name from your mothers maiden name.
Shalom Garcia. What a cultural sundry. :cheesy2:
My neighbor named my first pet (a koi fish). :laugh:
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A while back on a different site this topic came up and some of them were really funny.
I once heard it said that you took the your first name from the name of your first pet and the second name from your mothers maiden name.
So… mine would be 'Taro Tan' then? :laugh:
Do we have a name generator for this? We need one ::) -
I'd definately name myself Cherry Poppins
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Well, forgetting any relationship to a pet or my mom in terms of a porn name…
Guy B. Dickens >:D
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I think mine would be :Dunkin' Donut :cens:
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My Porn name is Phil Mias. If I had topped on the first one I would have went with Philup Moreass. You can catch me on Chub Videos.
Ok and before it starts fill up more ass yea right,I Know,I know. Now The best strait porn name I can think of is Justin Beavers. -
First animal was a cat (Friskey) and mother's maiden name (Hill)
Friskey Hill
sounds like a good power bottom porn name lol
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Jimmy Potter
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