What would be your porn name?

[Cuervos626]

I'll be called Smug Face

[SemenDemon]

Not really funny or catchy, so much as it is nonsensical:
Lovable Furry Savage.

"Lovable Furry" was a calico cat from when I was a little kid (I didn't name her). We also had two dogs: Suzie, a doberman, and Broccoli, a black lab. "Suzie Savage" works for a female name, though it sounds a bit hackneyed.

[warpaint]

I always liked names that are strong like "Gage" "Ares" "Stone" "Steele". But also names that aren't any name or surname but something with meaning like "Bishop Angus" "Rogue Status" "Seven Dixon" Cool names.

[DCLXVI]

@nancledra53:

I once heard it said that you took the your first name from the name of your first pet and the second name from your mothers maiden name.

Shalom Garcia. What a cultural sundry. :cheesy2:

My neighbor named my first pet (a koi fish). :laugh:

[Ononoke]

@nancledra53:

A while back on a different site this topic came up and some of them were really funny.

I once heard it said that you took the your first name from the name of your first pet and the second name from your mothers maiden name.

So… mine would be 'Taro Tan' then?  :laugh:
Do we have a name generator for this? We need one  ::)

[bananaboys]

I'd definately name myself Cherry Poppins 

[Ellis]

Well, forgetting any relationship to a pet or my mom in terms of a porn name…

Guy  B. Dickens >:D

[jockey6576]

I think mine would be :Dunkin' Donut  :cens:

[backblasted]

My Porn name is Phil Mias. If I had topped on the first one I would have went with Philup Moreass. You can catch me on Chub Videos.
Ok and before it starts fill up more ass yea right,I Know,I know. Now The best strait porn name I can think of is Justin Beavers.

[oxphordo]

First animal was a cat (Friskey) and mother's maiden name (Hill)

Friskey Hill

sounds like a good power bottom porn name lol

[rfh005]

Jimmy Potter