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    New Years Resolutions for Internet Junkies

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    • leatherbearL Offline
      leatherbear
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      • I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.

      • I will stop sending e-mail to my husband. A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.

      • I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

      • I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

      • I resolve to back up my  hard drive daily…well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.

      • I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet - This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

      • I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.

      • When I hear a funny joke
        , I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

      • I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

      • I will think of a password other than "password."

      • I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

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      • M Offline
        mgr
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        I'm just breaking #8:

        :lolp: :lolp:

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