I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.

I will stop sending e-mail to my husband. A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

I resolve to back up my  hard drive daily…well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least once a year.

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet - This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time to answer me by then.

When I hear a funny joke
, I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

I will think of a password other than "password."

I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!