Alternative to a dildo?

[groovedware]

@untiga:

You should try it sometimes hahah

With a carrot?  Nah.  Call me when eggplants are in season.  :cheers:

[Egglas]

cucumber, carrot, parsnip FTW :cum:

[groovedware]

@Egglas:

cucumber, carrot, parsnip FTW :cum:

I do hate repeating myself but "nah" call me eggplants are in season, at least then maybe they would be good for something because I am fairly certain they are not intended for eating.

[Duvet]

Ok seriously, vegetables? I mean, it does sound a bit weird to me. I would much more prefer a dildo than vegetables.

[taqaa]

As a horny teen, I used really firm bananas a few times.  My parents didn't ever cook with cucumbers, so I made do.  I'd shave off the pointy ends with a knife, wrap it in a condom (which my school gave out), and go to town!

I think I actually prefer it to dildos!  Ha!  The dildos I've used all feel really rubbery and irritating against the skin.

[crazyPb4554]

i've used one of these

cheap, easy to buy, and you wouldn't get weird looks asking your parents to buy a travel toothbrush holder for you (say you lost yours)

[MrMazda]

Strangely enough, vegetables can be quite popular. Once you get piggy enough, you'll learn to have a new appreciation for baseball bats.

[blido]

@taqaa:

As a horny teen, I used really firm bananas a few times.  My parents didn't ever cook with cucumbers, so I made do.  I'd shave off the pointy ends with a knife, wrap it in a condom (which my school gave out), and go to town!

I think I actually prefer it to dildos!  Ha!  The dildos I've used all feel really rubbery and irritating against the skin.

So do I and my first timefucking  :bsex:

[monty]

A nice zucchini squash.

[edwardgaming]

condom+socks can make too many things become dildo…make it soft and comfortable

[jdo143]

Since we are speaking vegetables: Have you tried a corncob?  Seriously, don't.

[cannonmc]

Check out scene 2 of Ripe for Harvest

[daydrm]

a dick?  ;D