The Martians are coming (a story joke)
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Well, I've been trying to keep my jokes Gay or male or dick related but I think I'll run out and besides everyone is posting everything, so I guess I'll just make this place a repository for my favorites. At least I'll know where to find them when I lose the paper or book! And it's sort of dick related…...
PS - I remember reading a quote from someone in the space program, I think it was from the 50's or 60's - the reporter asked an astronaut if there would ever be women in space. The reply was "yes, and for the same purpose they serve on earth!" Wow, talk about sexist and chauvinistic even for that era!America finally lands on Mars and discovers there is life after all. Eventually they communicate and one of the astronauts finds a Martian woman stirring a big kettle over a small fire. She is stirring, and stirring ad stirring. The astronaut says "What are you doing?" And she says "making babies." Shortly after that a baby climbs up out of the soup and over the side of the kettle, into a waiting blanket held by a nurse. The astronaut asks the nurse to take over, and asks the Martian woman if she wants to find out how they make babies on earth. They go back into the forest, the astronaut fucks her and she says "where's the baby?" The man says "oh, it will be along in about 9 months." The Martian woman asks "Why did you stop stirring?"
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Really Funny !! ;D ;D !!
Thanks
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