What kind of Penis do you have?

[leatherbear]

• The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.

• The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

• The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.

• The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it cant get up.

• The American Express Penis: Dont leave home without it.

• The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take…?

• The M & M Penis: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

• The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.

• The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going and going.

• The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.

• The Campbell's Soup Penis: Mmm, Mmm good.

• The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

• The McDonalds Penis: Over 8 billion served.

• The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?

• The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.

• The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.

• The All State Penis: Youre in good hands.

• The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.

• The Barqs Penis: The one with bite.

• The Beef Penis: Its whats for dinner.

• The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.

• The Transformers Penis: Its more than meets the eye.

• The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.

• The Sega Penis: PENIS.

• The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.

• The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.

• The Burger King Penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.

• The Flintstones Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.

• The Wendys Penis: Wheres the beef?

• The Lays Penis: Betcha cant eat just one.

• The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.

• The Little Caesars Penis: Penis Penis.

• The Mortal Combat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.

• The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.

• The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, youre too good at this.

• The Dominos Pizza Penis: delivers in 30 min. or less.

• The Monty Python Penis: Isnt it awfully nice to have a penis?

• The Monty Python Penis II: Every sperm is sacred....

• The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?

• The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.

• The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis.

• The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

• The Oasis Penis: Thinks its the Beatles penis.

• The Windows 95 Penis: If you ask it to do too much, itll crash.

• The Virginia Slims Penis: Youve come a long way, baby.

• The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.

• The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.

• The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.

• The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts.

• The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.

• The Reeses Penis: How do you eat your penis?

• The Beavis Penis: Look It's changing color.

• The Sustecal Penis : More protein, less fat.

• The Downey Penis: Come on Downey.

• The Just For Men Penis: A sure thing for a natural look?

• The Milk Penis: It does a body good.

• The Taco Bell Penis: It runs for the border.

• The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis: It's the adult thing to do?

• The AOL Penis: Its so easy to use, no wonder its #1?

• The Pontiac Penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps.

• The Psychic Penis: It knows you are coming before you do.

[mgr]

ROTFLMAO

[MJRocker1987]

All of the above, please! LOL!

[bearbot]

Haha this is great! Shame no KFC though :))

[Gr1zz]

• The KFC Penis: It's penis-licking good!

(That one was just too easy)

• The (older) Burger King Penis: Where's the Penis?
• What would you do for a Klondike Penis?
• The Army Penis: Penis Strong!
• The Canadian Military Penis: There's No Penis Like it!
• The Lipton Iced Tea Penis: That's Penis!
• The Margarine Penis: I Can't Believe It's Not Penis

[fancydude]

I think Wendy's was "where's the beef?"  and Burger King was "have it your way".