<![CDATA[What kind of Penis do you have?]]>

  • The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.

  • The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.

  • The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.

  • The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it cant get up.

  • The American Express Penis: Dont leave home without it.

  • The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take…?

  • The M & M Penis: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

  • The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.

  • The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going and going.

  • The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.

  • The Campbell's Soup Penis: Mmm, Mmm good.

  • The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.

  • The McDonalds Penis: Over 8 billion served.

  • The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?

  • The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.

  • The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.

  • The All State Penis: Youre in good hands.

  • The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.

  • The Barqs Penis: The one with bite.

  • The Beef Penis: Its whats for dinner.

  • The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.

  • The Transformers Penis: Its more than meets the eye.

  • The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.

  • The Sega Penis: PENIS.

  • The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.

  • The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.

  • The Burger King Penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.

  • The Flintstones Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.

  • The Wendys Penis: Wheres the beef?

  • The Lays Penis: Betcha cant eat just one.

  • The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.

  • The Little Caesars Penis: Penis Penis.

  • The Mortal Combat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.

  • The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.

  • The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, youre too good at this.

  • The Dominos Pizza Penis: delivers in 30 min. or less.

  • The Monty Python Penis: Isnt it awfully nice to have a penis?

  • The Monty Python Penis II: Every sperm is sacred....

  • The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?

  • The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.

  • The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis.

  • The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.

  • The Oasis Penis: Thinks its the Beatles penis.

  • The Windows 95 Penis: If you ask it to do too much, itll crash.

  • The Virginia Slims Penis: Youve come a long way, baby.

  • The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.

  • The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.

  • The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.

  • The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts.

  • The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.

  • The Reeses Penis: How do you eat your penis?

  • The Beavis Penis: Look It's changing color.

  • The Sustecal Penis : More protein, less fat.

  • The Downey Penis: Come on Downey.

  • The Just For Men Penis: A sure thing for a natural look?

  • The Milk Penis: It does a body good.

  • The Taco Bell Penis: It runs for the border.

  • The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis: It's the adult thing to do?

  • The AOL Penis: Its so easy to use, no wonder its #1?

  • The Pontiac Penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps.

  • The Psychic Penis: It knows you are coming before you do.

    • ]]>    https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/2500/what-kind-of-penis-do-you-haveRSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 18:06:24 GMTWed, 27 Jan 2010 02:23:51 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to What kind of Penis do you have? on Thu, 17 Feb 2011 03:05:17 GMT]]>I think Wendy's was "where's the beef?"  and Burger King was "have it your way".

    ]]>    https://community.gaytor.rent/post/74164https://community.gaytor.rent/post/74164Thu, 17 Feb 2011 03:05:17 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to What kind of Penis do you have? on Wed, 16 Feb 2011 18:56:11 GMT]]>
  • The KFC Penis: It's penis-licking good!

    • (That one was just too easy)

    • The (older) Burger King Penis: Where's the Penis?
    • What would you do for a Klondike Penis?
    • The Army Penis: Penis Strong!
    • The Canadian Military Penis: There's No Penis Like it!
    • The Lipton Iced Tea Penis: That's Penis!
    • The Margarine Penis: I Can't Believe It's Not Penis
    ]]>    https://community.gaytor.rent/post/74149https://community.gaytor.rent/post/74149Wed, 16 Feb 2011 18:56:11 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to What kind of Penis do you have? on Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:57:01 GMT]]>Haha this is great! Shame no KFC though :))

    ]]>    https://community.gaytor.rent/post/64099https://community.gaytor.rent/post/64099Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:57:01 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to What kind of Penis do you have? on Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:46:05 GMT]]>All of the above, please! LOL!

    ]]>    https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63069https://community.gaytor.rent/post/63069Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:46:05 GMT    <![CDATA[Reply to What kind of Penis do you have? on Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:08:04 GMT]]>ROTFLMAO

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