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    Crawling back home…....

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    • leatherbearL Offline
      leatherbear
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      A man was drinking at the pub all night.

      The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face.

      He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he figured he'd just crawl outside, hang out for a while, get some fresh air and hopefully that would sober him up.

      Once outside he stood up and fell again right on his face.

      So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrived at the door he tried one more time with the same results.

      Exhausted, he then gave up and started crawling to the bedroom.

      When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.

      This time he managed to pull himself upright but he quickly fell right into the bed and fell sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

      The next morning, he woke up with his wife standing over him shouting at him.

      "So, you've been out drinking again!!"

      "What makes you say that?" He asked as he put on an innocent look.

      "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

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      • G Offline
        gzlong
        last edited by

        Ah I see  ::)

        [you],天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的

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        • M Offline
          mgr
          last edited by

          :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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          • bassetB Offline
            basset
            last edited by

            :clap2: :clap2:

            "What are you waiting for?
            Nobody's gonna show you how"  ©

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            • J Offline
              jagged
              last edited by

              aww poor thing  ::)

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              • T Offline
                TwjT3NEc
                last edited by

                lol i just assumed he was so drunk he couldn't stand…  ::)

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                • M Offline
                  mgr
                  last edited by

                  @TwjT3NEc:

                  lol i just assumed he was so drunk he couldn't stand…  ::)

                  Not only you - I had my :blondmom: too - after that I couldn't stop laughing 🙂

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                  • d4rud3D Offline
                    d4rud3
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                    @mgr:

                    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

                    [you], stop poking around and get to the point

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