<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Crawling back home…....]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A man was drinking at the pub all night.</p>
<p dir="auto">The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face.</p>
<p dir="auto">He tried to stand up one more time with the same result. So he figured he'd just crawl outside, hang out for a while, get some fresh air and hopefully that would sober him up.</p>
<p dir="auto">Once outside he stood up and fell again right on his face.</p>
<p dir="auto">So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrived at the door he tried one more time with the same results.</p>
<p dir="auto">Exhausted, he then gave up and started crawling to the bedroom.</p>
<p dir="auto">When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.</p>
<p dir="auto">This time he managed to pull himself upright but he quickly fell right into the bed and fell sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.</p>
<p dir="auto">The next morning, he woke up with his wife standing over him shouting at him.</p>
<p dir="auto">"So, you've been out drinking again!!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"What makes you say that?" He asked as he put on an innocent look.</p>
<p dir="auto">"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."</p>
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<p dir="auto">:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:</p>
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60298</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60298</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[d4rud3]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:49:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crawling back home….... on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:33:46 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><a class="plugin-mentions-user plugin-mentions-a" href="/user/twjt3nec" aria-label="Profile: TwjT3NEc">@<bdi>TwjT3NEc</bdi></a>:</p>
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<p dir="auto">lol i just assumed he was so drunk he couldn't stand…  ::)</p>
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<p dir="auto">Not only you - I had my :blondmom: too - after that I couldn't stop laughing <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f642.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60296</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60296</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mgr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:33:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crawling back home….... on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:40:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lol i just assumed he was so drunk he couldn't stand…  ::)</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60295</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60295</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[TwjT3NEc]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:40:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crawling back home….... on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:07:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">aww poor thing  ::)</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60291</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60291</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jagged]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:07:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crawling back home….... on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:48:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:clap2: :clap2:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60290</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60290</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[basset]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:48:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crawling back home….... on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:31:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60289</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60289</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[mgr]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:31:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Crawling back home….... on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:57:10 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ah I see  ::)</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60286</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/60286</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gzlong]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:57:10 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>