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[Riddler]

I could perhaps schlong for Bill, but can NOT do the vag.  It's ugly.  It smells.  And it's frankly, terrifying.  :crazy2:

No way.  No how.  Absolutely no POW BAM.

Leave me to my gyrating bananaramas.

[Semtex]

@Riddler:

I could perhaps schlong for Bill, but can NOT do the vag.  It's ugly.  It smells.  And it's frankly, terrifying.   :crazy2:

No way.  No how.  Absolutely no POW BAM.

Leave me to my gyrating bananaramas.

I am sorry it seems you misunderstood a couple points of order.

1.  Hillary will be schlonging you, that is, I mean, pucker up buttercup because your rosebud will be welcoming and the only vag involved will be the aforementioned rosebud.  Citizen Kane ah that.

2.  There is no opting out without consequences so dire even I have not been briefed on them.  The only time one can use the name of the orange haired fop monster is when playing bridge and bidding no trump, for very obvious reasons.

Mind you, I hold some sway in these matters and not just due to my sway back.  Get me one or two of those schlongs with the ability to rearrange my internal organs whilst poking my back door and I will leave you to smoke a cigar with your gyrating fruits (cigar will not be Lewinsky scented but may have been fingered by Bill himself).

To show how generous I am and perhaps to save you from an incident with fruit I give you:

SQUIGGLY DANCING ELECTRIC PENIS
~truly it is a thing of staggering beauty~

[humandoormat]

entertaining  :cheers:

[Riddler]

I must insist.   Hillary is NOT allowed to present, touch or look at any hole of mine.  And I will NOT touch or look at any hole of hers.  I get hives just thinking about such things.  Bill said he would stand in my place for the consequences and trust he will keep his word.  I bequeath favor in whatever manner you are able to influence such things.

I Riddler, nevertheless, will be casting my Bohemian vote to put HER rosebud back into the White House.  I would prefer it to be Fuchsia-colored, but whatever.

I am hoping the sweatshop maidens are nearly finished with that little number you had them prepare for me, as I simply cannot plan my Hillary inauguration attire without it.  It will be the centerpiece of the ensemble.

Oh heavens . . .  you sent me a most enchanting link.   Full of length and vigor. . .  that blooms into psychedelic flashing and tantalizing  gyrations.  The dancing fruit be damned!   Glory be!!

[spam17]

:cheesy2:

[Semtex]

Squiggly Dancing Electric Penis for Vice President

[spam17]

@Semtex:

Squiggly Dancing Electric Penis for Vice President

:afr:

[Semtex]

@Riddler:

I am hoping the sweatshop maidens are nearly finished with that little number you had them prepare for me, as I simply cannot plan my Hillary inauguration attire without it.  It will be the centerpiece of the ensemble.

Flordeliza left this little number for you, I think, I hope she didn't intend it for me because it's just not right for my skin tone.  I am thinking when I said "Fix a little number up for Riddler" she might have heard Diddler.  We have had communication problems in the past, I once said "I need something I can squeeze into" and she started crying.  Next day her 19 year old son moved in for a spell.  This certainly would be the centre piece of just about any ensemble if you think it will fit…

[grover59]

People keep forgetting that Hillary's dong has Bill's  beat by 3 inches.  For Monica Lewinski, Bill was a consolation prize when the Hillary refused to give her a ride.

[spam17]

@grover59:

People keep forgetting that Hillary's dong has Bill's  beat by 3 inches.  For Monica Lewinski, Bill was a consolation prize when the Hillary refused to give her a ride.

[pornofan]

Happy to vote for Hillary or any other Democrat, but Bernie has been for gay rights longer and did not need to be wised up on the matter. Just go watch The Big Short and the 2011 Margin Call and spread the word.