People keep forgetting that Hillary's dong has Bill's  beat by 3 inches.  For Monica Lewinski, Bill was a consolation prize when the Hillary refused to give her a ride.

I am hoping the sweatshop maidens are nearly finished with that little number you had them prepare for me, as I simply cannot plan my Hillary inauguration attire without it.  It will be the centerpiece of the ensemble.

Flordeliza left this little number for you, I think, I hope she didn't intend it for me because it's just not right for my skin tone.  I am thinking when I said "Fix a little number up for Riddler" she might have heard Diddler.  We have had communication problems in the past, I once said "I need something I can squeeze into" and she started crying.  Next day her 19 year old son moved in for a spell.  This certainly would be the centre piece of just about any ensemble if you think it will fit…

Squiggly Dancing Electric Penis for Vice President

:afr:

:cheesy2:

I Riddler, nevertheless, will be casting my Bohemian vote to put HER rosebud back into the White House.  I would prefer it to be Fuchsia-colored, but whatever.

I am hoping the sweatshop maidens are nearly finished with that little number you had them prepare for me, as I simply cannot plan my Hillary inauguration attire without it.  It will be the centerpiece of the ensemble.

Oh heavens . . .  you sent me a most enchanting link.   Full of length and vigor. . .  that blooms into psychedelic flashing and tantalizing  gyrations.  The dancing fruit be damned!   Glory be!!

I could perhaps schlong for Bill, but can NOT do the vag.  It's ugly.  It smells.  And it's frankly, terrifying.   :crazy2:

No way.  No how.  Absolutely no POW BAM.

Leave me to my gyrating bananaramas.

I am sorry it seems you misunderstood a couple points of order.

1.  Hillary will be schlonging you, that is, I mean, pucker up buttercup because your rosebud will be welcoming and the only vag involved will be the aforementioned rosebud.  Citizen Kane ah that.

2.  There is no opting out without consequences so dire even I have not been briefed on them.  The only time one can use the name of the orange haired fop monster is when playing bridge and bidding no trump, for very obvious reasons.

Mind you, I hold some sway in these matters and not just due to my sway back.  Get me one or two of those schlongs with the ability to rearrange my internal organs whilst poking my back door and I will leave you to smoke a cigar with your gyrating fruits (cigar will not be Lewinsky scented but may have been fingered by Bill himself).

To show how generous I am and perhaps to save you from an incident with fruit I give you:

SQUIGGLY DANCING ELECTRIC PENIS
~truly it is a thing of staggering beauty~

No way.  No how.  Absolutely no POW BAM.

Leave me to my gyrating bananaramas.

:mob:

I remain transfixed with the dancing of the bouncing bananas. . .  or as Trump would call them. . . schlongs.

Holy gyrating schlongs Batman!   What more could a Riddler want?

Whoopsie, you invoked the name that dare not be named and the rule is Hillary gets to schlong you now, grease up and get ready for Pow BAM and maybe a little thank you from Madam President.

:mob:

I remain transfixed with the dancing of the bouncing bananas. . .  or as Trump would call them. . . schlongs.

Holy gyrating schlongs Batman!   What more could a Riddler want?

::)

I remain transfixed with the dancing of the bouncing bananas. . .  or as Trump would call them. . . schlongs.

Holy gyrating schlongs Batman!  What more could a Riddler want?

:mob:

I am compelled again to emphasis the importance of size and the excruciating tightness that results on a tiny hole.  It can be a squeeze, but at least condiments don't squirt all over the place.  The hole retains the seed.  The seed is not expelled until the suction of the tubular mass is released by exquisite enchantments.  Heeeyyyy!  Hooooo!!!  Then out runs a glob of white gooey juice.  Unlike silicone, it can be taken into the oral orifice with opulent ambiance.

I have my seamstress and the whole sweatshop working on a little number for Riddler nothing too fancy of course, don't want to seem like an ass kisser, wait, strike that, it's my favourite orifice for kissing.

I accidentally downloaded a 5GB torrent.  I looked at the size of the file and thought it was 5MB at the time.  When I found a 5GB file in my folder I nearly lost it thinking my room mate had been at my computer not knowing what he was doing (LOL).  In the description of the original torrent that I went and inspected more closely after, I saw the original uploader mention "large file but worth it".  Took the 5GB file and with the limited knowledge I have of Handbrake I made it a 200MB file without any loss in quality that I could see.  That's a big humongous difference, I can certainly understand a higher quality file being worth a larger size but this file made less sense than my first post (apparently).

I tried to read it as an allegory about bloated posts and reducing software, but it didn't really work…

Maybe another glass of the Christmas sherry will work