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    How Can I Get A Dildo Past My Parents?

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      myrea
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      @LEVI:

      Why would your parents open a package addressed to you?
      Why would your parents be going through the items in your room?

      That is what they do specially if they know you are gay, the control over the deviated son takes place above reason or respect most of the times. I wish more folk would be accepting and respectful but several are not.

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        Duvet
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        A good hidding spot… Well we all know how parents tend to intrude privacy. Well a not used backpack? A bag you never use? BEfore getting the dildo, try seeing where ur parents search most to your room. Also, a really, REALLY good hidding place, is a closet (?) (sorry, I am not really good at english) Ok, so a closet/locker where u actually put books, but behind the books you actually keep goodies! 😉

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          morganstan
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          Hide it up ur butt.

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            spam17
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            **You didn't tell us if your parents know or suspect something about your sexual orientation..

            :crazy2:**

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              hhsq
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              For a long time I had a dildo hidden inside a plush elephant  ;D
              Now I simply keep it iside one of my backpacks. When I want to go out with the backpack where the dildo is I change it into another backpack.

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              • MrMazdaM Offline
                MrMazda Global Moderator
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                From my experience, your best bet is to wrap it in something like a small towel and leave it in an area that is out of plain sight, such as inside a box of bag that would appear to be something normal like a pair of shoes, or the box from a piece of equipment (like a cable box or computer parts) that you may have kicking around to disguise it as being something else.

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                  spam17
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                  **_I would have more fears about possible accidents with it if you know what I mean..

                  :blink:_**

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                    Forosnai
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                    Back when I lived at home, I just had a box in one of the drawers in my dresser that I kept my toys in. Clothes would go in front of it, on the off chance anyone other than me was in the drawer, so it wouldn't be seen unless you took the drawer almost all the way out.

                    Though now, they all just live in an under-the-bed storage box, because I needed the closet space, and no one who comes over is likely to be looking under there to be scared off by the collection.

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                      spam17
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                      @Forosnai:

                      Back when I lived at home, I just had a box in one of the drawers in my dresser that I kept my toys in. Clothes would go in front of it, on the off chance anyone other than me was in the drawer, so it wouldn't be seen unless you took the drawer almost all the way out.

                      Though now, they all just live in an under-the-bed storage box, because I needed the closet space, and no one who comes over is likely to be looking under there to be scared off by the collection.

                      Well done..  :cool2:

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                        ajnessaholic
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                        'Put it in your pants… pretends it's a pee pee.

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                          butters701
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                          hi
                          When i was a youngster i had a small travel shower bag.
                          Easy to put away and keeps every thing in one place
                          i still use one today that i keep all my necessities in.
                          The best Hiding places is usually in your wardrobe in a box and put other item in the box to.

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                            spam17
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                            @butters701:

                            hi
                            When i was a youngster i had a small travel shower bag.
                            Easy to put away and keeps every thing in one place
                            i still use one today that i keep all my necessities in.
                            The best Hiding places is usually in your wardrobe in a box and put other item in the box to.

                            Don't you feel young anymore?  😮

                            Or do you mean that you live at your place?

                            :cool2:

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                              Egglas
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                                fuckall
                                last edited by

                                make one
                                https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?topic=37936.0

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                                  pride247
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                                  Do you absolutely have to have a dildo?  I mean a sex toy that is obviously a fake penis.  I know that the visual appeal and the risk of getting caught with it are a turn on, but if all you want is something to shove in your ass then I suggest that you take advantage of any number of household items.  When I was younger, closeted, and lived with my parents I used anything I could get my hands on.  A non-lubricated condom (so there was no residual lube left behind on the item INSIDE the condom) plus any slick substance I could lay my hands on got me off many times.  anything long and hard was a potential toy.  Hairbrush handle, toilet plunger handle, even a water bottle.  As long as it wouldn't rip through the condom because of rough/sharp edges and I could keep hold of it so I didn't lose it up my ass, I tried it at least once.  If my parents found the condoms, I'd have been embarrassed (at that age) but not outed.  Lube would have been assumed to be for jerking off, again embarrassing for a teen but "better" than the alternative (or so I thought at the time).  If you don't have a sex toy, you don't have to hide a sex toy.  All you need is something innocuous that you can USE as sex toy.

                                  Hope this helps,
                                  Guncle (Gay Uncle) RJ

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                                    WackyRabbit
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                                    Funny thing, when I was young, I used to have a friend that used fruits and vegetables as a dildo.  He would put a condom on them and fuck away.  He would fuck watermelon and cantaloupe to simulated fucking someone and cucumber, carrots, bananas when he wanted to be fucked. :cheers:

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                                      ColinTNM
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                                      @Jams:

                                      I can have it shipped to my house, I'm just worried about hiding spots/my parents opening the package  :crazy2:

                                      your parents have no right to open your mail. If they are opening your mail you need to have a conversation about it with them and tell them they shouldn't be doing this any longer as you are not a child. (If you a child, you shouldn't be on this website)

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                                        overtherb
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                                        @spam17:

                                        @butters701:

                                        hi
                                        When i was a youngster i had a small travel shower bag.
                                        Easy to put away and keeps every thing in one place
                                        i still use one today that i keep all my necessities in.
                                        The best Hiding places is usually in your wardrobe in a box and put other item in the box to.

                                        Don't you feel young anymore?  😮

                                        Or do you mean that you live at your place?

                                        :cool2:

                                        Same for me :3 Or even if u have a chest of drawers some of em can have hidden space under the lowest drawer ^^

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                                          fuckall
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                                          Make one out of household items, after you're done using it throw it away

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                                            fuckall
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                                            make your own. i've made a how to on this forum.

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