@flozen: So, this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere. :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?  Because the “P” is silent. The second one is the best one tbh.

@fezobe: [image: GIF-Spidey-have-we-fucked.gif] What a web of lies tbh.

@geekguy: Doesn't he also say something like (paraphrasing from memory here): "they're both green, but that's too obvious." He did, yeah.

@flozen: I was just looking through the world's worst thesaurus.  Not only is it awful, but it is awful. LOL.

@zebrapenis: French for tired is fatigue (pronounced fatty-gay) Ah gotcha.

@flozen: Four gay men are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the guys looks around, irritated, and asks, "OK, who farted?". Sadly, I can see this happening irl, lol.

@zebrapenis: They had their shit packed the night before. What a terrible bottom and top, haha.