@JohnAllenson: I can't believe it took me so long to recognize I was dating a Communist. I just ignored all the red flags. And the red ink and the red outfits and all the deluge of red everywhere…

Especially in the Bible Belt, lmao

@flozen: Did you hear about that devil worshipper with dyslexia? He sold his soul to Santa. …This is so bad that it circles around to being good again. Well done.

Elon-gate unfortunately sounds like a political scandal involving Elon musk.

Oh, yes! I didn't know that's what it meant. Thank you again

@flozen: A baby seal walks into a club. …Whoa, I didn't see that one coming.

@flozen: That made me LOL, especially in light of Bitcoin movement this past month. You could change the end of your joke to "68 cents," the way things are going…  :afr: Bitcoin people must be pulling their hair out. [image: 106192_bitcoin.jpg.png]

…Okay, you got me. I did laugh.