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    What don't you want to see in a porn movie?

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    • W Offline
      windowboy
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      Hello you all !! things i hate to see in the porn are /// erm where do is start ??/

      1.overgrown nails!!! huge put off or a little finger nail left longer then the others … wtf, why do people leave that nail go grow?? do they just use it to pick their noses or are they constant users of coke??

      2.sorry guys i might be little misinformed but i havent got a clue what scat is ?? and yeah this goes for frlching too charlos514 u posted that ... gosh im scared to find out 🙂

      3.this may not be in acctual porn films as ive never seen that kinda thing in porn but there are couple clips on xtube lets say guys shawing WORRYINGLY big dildos up their asses and im just left flabbergasted thinkin there is noooo way he can do THAT, ive seen a dildo of that size in the shop once i just dont get it .

      4.bad director is easily niticed thats for sure bad camering, no lights..

      5.SPOTTY asses and faces ???

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        elric40
        last edited by

        Scat is POOP….......

        Instead of listing what everybody else has listed.......1 little thing I find a turnoff is when the models start their scene, undress and hit the bed, couch chair, whatever, and everything is perfect....beautiful white sheets, perfect hair and then you look...the bottom of their feet look like they walked barefoot to the shoot....dirty black.....ouch!

        SOmebody SWEEP THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!

        Maybe it's just me..........

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          F00F Global Moderator
          last edited by

          Maybe you have a hidden foot fetish. 🙂

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          • MontanaJonesM Offline
            MontanaJones
            last edited by

            I hate orgy scenes, actually I should say poorly filmed orgy scenes, I want to know whos cock is in whos hole, when the camera starts jumping around frantically and it just becomes a blurred montage of fucking and sucking I loose interest. In reality I'd rather just see 1 on 1., next I hate it when in a anal scene they don't show the initial penetration, it just cuts to a fully buried cock…. no, I want to see him work it in there.

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              geilegeit
              last edited by

              I'm gonna keep it short  ;D

              Fisting, snowballing, scat, abusive talk, abuse. There are a few others, but I can't remember them  😄

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              • spikenycS Offline
                spikenyc
                last edited by

                i suppose its similar to what some others have said, but the number one thing that turns me off is FAKENESS, or rather acting in porn. when theyre not having sex, but just acting for the $$$'s

                im sure ill get flamed for this one but thats why i tend to watch str8 porn more as they do seem more genuine to me. half the time in gay porn it looks like two bottoms are going at it and we all know 2 bottoms dont = 1 top 😛

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                  gzlong
                  last edited by

                  soft cocks. If you need vigra, take it.

                  [you],天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的

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                    jagged
                    last edited by

                    knowin the script before the film is even made lol

                    eww yeah eww yeah eww yeah
                    grunt grunt grunt
                    eeeeeewwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhh

                    as for the music ???  :-X

                    surprisin how much better so many of these films can be if the sound's turned off  :cheesy2: lol

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                      cumeaternc
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                      I can't stand unmanaged pubic hair.  I am not saying I don't like hairy cocks because I love them(although shaved balls is the best for suckin').  But a nest of wild hairs is a major turn off for me. A trim now and thin won't kill anyone, especially if they have a camera pointed at them. ;D

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                        spikenyc
                        last edited by

                        agred with all three, the worse is to see a HOT AS FUCK guy, then hes got a limp dick, its such a waste of a porn… and im not for unmanaged hair ANYWHERE, if it looks like thie guys chest hxxp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/2640155292_702a3bb4eb_o.jpg its fine, otherwise its just gross. i prefer to keep everywhere trimmed as my hair doesnt lay flat like that. id look liike a walking fro otherwiise

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                        • M Offline
                          martin526
                          last edited by

                          1.Pissing!!!
                          2.Chubby
                          3. Skinny Twinks
                          4. Cross dressers

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                            regnomraw
                            last edited by

                            Definitely ugly girls acting. Just pretend that your daughter/mother is gone. We don't actually have to have a scene with her. Geez, totally ruins the boner.

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                              nenosouza11
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                              I hate when the top act like the bottom is worthless, foot licking, "str8 guys" that look dead while the bottom does all the work, bad acting  and creepy old guys fucking cute young boys

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                                johnlaw1967
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                                I don't want to see anything relating to animals

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                                  XFER
                                  last edited by

                                  Women. They have no place in gay porn.
                                  When a bottom is riding a guy and he grabs his (soft) cock and balls. WHY? Let it hang out! AND it should eventually get hard.
                                  When bottoms get penetrated by HUUUUGE cocks and they look like they are bored. I admit, I liked the fantasy of a big cock on a smaller guy, but come on! It reminds me when Christian Wilde was penetrated once (not sure if he has done it again) and he was like nothing was going on. It's porn! You are supposed to show some excitement!
                                  All kinds of feminine looking twinks. Out with them!
                                  Eternal blow jobs. Seriously, some clips are like 40 minutes, and 30 are sucking… what? I prefer to see the fucking, thank you!
                                  When some movie is advertised as having cum eating, and the guy getting the load, just spits it instantly. ARGH!

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                                    Aleedinver
                                    last edited by

                                    1. bitchy and fake performers
                                    2. themed clip with terrible acting… if the model is not able to do it don't make him act
                                    3. paraphilias etc. the same of the first post
                                    4. overweight people... no, I don't stand them... you're making a porn, maybe you're not payed much, but use a bit of this money to go to gym...
                                    5. old people
                                    6. thin people
                                    7. steroid deformed muscle... I don't mind very much a very big bodybuilders, I like them, but even if big they must have some proportion... there are some bodybuilder that seems pregnant and this is because they use steroids, or have faces that seems monsters because they took too many male hormones... there are some huge bodybuilders that have flat washboard abs and handsome face even if they have muscles big as my head... others that seems coming from a freak show...
                                    8. shemales or the contrary
                                    9. diseases
                                    10. bored performers

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                                      Aleedinver
                                      last edited by

                                      I add also
                                      11. too much body hair, I prefer smooth, but don't mind a little body hair… not bears however or people came right frome the jungle...

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