What don't you want to see in a porn movie?

[juancho]

i have to agree about the "sounding" thing.

i find it very off-putting.

[jeremyj]

i guess i don't watch a whole lot of varieties of porn, but something that annoys me in the ones i watch is when a guy is pretending to rim someone and is just licking the air haha.. i mean, i can see that it's not really happening. just don't do it at all. i guess it just ruins the mood hehe.

[Slippery]

the things I hate the most right now are these:

1.  When they work up some spit and spit on cocks for lubrication.  It's just looks gross.  Get some damn lube!
     That includes spittin' in the hole.

2.  Excessive amount of close ups of someones asshole.  To me, there just ain't nothing pretty about a hole.
     But it's fine if not excessive.  I like looking at more cock action and cock sucking close ups,
     and a guy's overall body shot, especially from the front abs area including head shot.  Ass shots should
     be back enough to see the total shape of their butt and also side shots.

3.  Guys who look like they are gay for pay because they don't know how to suck a cock properly.  They suck
     on the head like it's a freaking chore and never go down even half way. It's a damn turn off. 
    Swallow that cock like you love it!  If they can't do it, lose 'em and don't use them for close ups
    or just get rid of them.

4.  The last one, is those lame close ups of when a guy is cumming and his cock is half limp.  Now a good
     director wouldn't include such a lame shot.  I want to see that cock rock solid and the guy re-flexing
     cause it was so good.  I'd rather have less cumshots than lousy ones.

That's about all I can think of, they are my pet peeves.  I'm not going to get into freaky stuff that I don't get into, because those are categories that some like and that isn't what this thread is about.

[thomas261989]

@F00F:

@thomas261989:

Women in gay porn. It's weird but I find it odd to see girls in gay porn.

They're called shemales.

I know what shemale means and I'm talking about real woman, my friend!

[sp1986]

My turn offs …. (some already mentioned)

1. One guy (or multiple guys) trying to grab the attention of the camera-man, mainly in live shots (ie cum-party and clearly amateur shows) - this is done by over acting - instead of sucking a cock - they pretend it is the last candy to ever be made, and everyone is after it.  And my main hate - rubbing their bodies for the camera.  A little can be ok - but acting like you are itching you body with the palm of you hand - not cool.

2. Having a 'double-take' moment ... "is that a guy, or a young girl?"

3. One guy being left out of a threesome - that is so rude.

4. BDSM - I'm sorry but tying my balls to a rope and being suspended from the roof - how is that enjoyable...?

5. SHEMALES!!!  Take your pick ppl - one or the other!

6. (mentioned also by Gr1zz) Dark scenes - "I think I just saw a cock".  If I had a great imagination, I would not be watching porn - I would be imagining myself with someone really hot! (yeah I would still watch porn .. lol)

7. SCAT

8. Old men

9. The biggest queen in the world dressing up in jeans and a hoodie, sagging, with a skateboard - calling himself straight.  Yeah ok.  Realism people.

10. "PLASTICS" - this is someone that is so good looking, you know something is fake.  And I am sorry but BelAmi has become really bad for it.  And I am sure they some times put vaseline on the camera lense!

11. Unneccessary groaning / moaning - "you touched my cock - Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".  Yeah right

Well I am very opinionated and good go on for hours, but I will spare you all.

Byebyes

Alex

[yourdoctor]

Very interesting forum.

What I hate most is:

1. When the top guy fucks the poor bottom like he wanted to hurt the ass until it starts bleeding.

2. When the bottom guy covers his cock 'cause it's not hard.

3. The bottom guy doesn't get hard at all.

4. When couples uses toys. I think it's not necessary.  Sometimes they look like they don't feel like using them.

[Solipsism]

1. Chubby/Overweight - I have NOTHING AGAINST chubby guys, but when it comes to pr0n, I prefer leaner meat.
2. Obviously staged - I don't like pr0n where you can tell that it's all plastic garbage; goes with what raphjd said about the people saying things like "Take it bitch" or "Fuck me harder"… It all just seems unnecessary and silly.
3. People that look obviously under 18 - I know some people love it when someone is 18 but looks 16, but honestly, it's not for me. Anything even remotely resembling pedophilia is a huge turnoff for me. Kind of ironic, because I've been into older guys since I was 14, but there you have it.
4. Half-flaccid cocks - I still don't understand why people in pr0n always seem to not be totally hard. Maybe I just get abnormally hard when I have a boner and that's what I'm used to, but floppy dicks don't do it for me. Long hard stiffies, though, definitely do.
5. Rimming/Close-up shots of assholes - I'm just not into rimming; the close-up shots of assholes isn't so bad if there's a cock stuffed in there, but otherwise it's not my thing. (I've never actually tried rimming though, so that may change if I ever get any experience. :P)

I'm sure I have more, I'm rather picky about my pr0n, but I've stuffed up the thread enough. XD

[Charlos514]

Good topic. So far people seem to agree.

-no scat, piss, felching, snowballing, over focused facials, ass cum pies, ugly twinks, the unfit over 50 crowd, pale hairy pipply asses, dark videos, hide the goods softcore porn moments, super hairy ass cracks, and toys don't really do it for me.

-fisting (I think its disgusting sorry, especially gaping rosebuds, I do not want to see all the way inside the actors asshole),

-talkative chatter (your a porn star stop acting like its the best sex ever, we all know you can take a cock hence why your doing it on camera)

-overly excessive closeups (penis goes in the hole, in the mouth, etc I get the connection)

I'd love to see some hot gang bangs, and more generation gap or big guys on little guys. Dirty hot guys on preps would be nice too. A little culture clash. Alright lets make some porn!

[windowboy]

Hello you all !! things i hate to see in the porn are /// erm where do is start ??/

1.overgrown nails!!! huge put off or a little finger nail left longer then the others … wtf, why do people leave that nail go grow?? do they just use it to pick their noses or are they constant users of coke??

2.sorry guys i might be little misinformed but i havent got a clue what scat is ?? and yeah this goes for frlching too charlos514 u posted that ... gosh im scared to find out

3.this may not be in acctual porn films as ive never seen that kinda thing in porn but there are couple clips on xtube lets say guys shawing WORRYINGLY big dildos up their asses and im just left flabbergasted thinkin there is noooo way he can do THAT, ive seen a dildo of that size in the shop once i just dont get it .

4.bad director is easily niticed thats for sure bad camering, no lights..

5.SPOTTY asses and faces ???

[elric40]

Scat is POOP….......

Instead of listing what everybody else has listed.......1 little thing I find a turnoff is when the models start their scene, undress and hit the bed, couch chair, whatever, and everything is perfect....beautiful white sheets, perfect hair and then you look...the bottom of their feet look like they walked barefoot to the shoot....dirty black.....ouch!

SOmebody SWEEP THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it's just me..........

[F00F]

Maybe you have a hidden foot fetish.

[MontanaJones]

I hate orgy scenes, actually I should say poorly filmed orgy scenes, I want to know whos cock is in whos hole, when the camera starts jumping around frantically and it just becomes a blurred montage of fucking and sucking I loose interest. In reality I'd rather just see 1 on 1., next I hate it when in a anal scene they don't show the initial penetration, it just cuts to a fully buried cock…. no, I want to see him work it in there.

[geilegeit]

I'm gonna keep it short  ;D

Fisting, snowballing, scat, abusive talk, abuse. There are a few others, but I can't remember them 

[spikenyc]

i suppose its similar to what some others have said, but the number one thing that turns me off is FAKENESS, or rather acting in porn. when theyre not having sex, but just acting for the $$$'s

im sure ill get flamed for this one but thats why i tend to watch str8 porn more as they do seem more genuine to me. half the time in gay porn it looks like two bottoms are going at it and we all know 2 bottoms dont = 1 top

[gzlong]

soft cocks. If you need vigra, take it.

[jagged]

knowin the script before the film is even made lol

eww yeah eww yeah eww yeah
grunt grunt grunt
eeeeeewwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhh

as for the music ???  :-X

surprisin how much better so many of these films can be if the sound's turned off  :cheesy2: lol

[cumeaternc]

I can't stand unmanaged pubic hair.  I am not saying I don't like hairy cocks because I love them(although shaved balls is the best for suckin').  But a nest of wild hairs is a major turn off for me. A trim now and thin won't kill anyone, especially if they have a camera pointed at them. ;D

[spikenyc]

agred with all three, the worse is to see a HOT AS FUCK guy, then hes got a limp dick, its such a waste of a porn… and im not for unmanaged hair ANYWHERE, if it looks like thie guys chest hxxp://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/2640155292_702a3bb4eb_o.jpg its fine, otherwise its just gross. i prefer to keep everywhere trimmed as my hair doesnt lay flat like that. id look liike a walking fro otherwiise

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[martin526]

1.Pissing!!!
2.Chubby
3. Skinny Twinks
4. Cross dressers

[regnomraw]

Definitely ugly girls acting. Just pretend that your daughter/mother is gone. We don't actually have to have a scene with her. Geez, totally ruins the boner.