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    What's better: a big cock or a big coke? I can't choose…

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    • P Offline
      pacifico
      last edited by

      @cumeaternc:

      Ohh wait….you mean the kind attached to a guys groin?  Big coke then...lol!

      ;D  :cheesy2:

      I vote for

      It's a pleasure you can share with your friends or your best lovers  :cheesy2:

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        notquiteme
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        yeah and i'm not a size queen, so sue me hehehe

        I believe in the promise of each sunrise.

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        • MrMazdaM Offline
          MrMazda Global Moderator
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          I vote for big cock… Once the big coke is gone, it's done, but a big cock is a gift that keeps on giving 🙂

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            pacifico
            last edited by

            @MrMazda:

            I vote for big cock… Once the big coke is gone, it's done, but a big cock is a gift that keeps on giving 🙂

            Wise words Mazda  ;D

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              fancydude
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              But with the Coke, you get 10 cent deposit back from returning the empty can. Still, I think I'll take the big cock too. 🙂

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                Gr1zz
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                At 354mL, there's nothing particularly large about that Coke… it's not their 237mL "snack sized" can, but it's not like one of those cans of Fosters beer!

                On the other side, there's no scale for the other one. and to quote Howard (from The Big Bang Theory), "... little hands, it makes my package look bigger!"

                While I do have a preference for taller guys, over 6'5, there are two reasons, the most practical reason is it makes it easier to find them while shopping!  (For those wondering, the other is that I like to be able to bury my face in his chest while standing 🙂

                [you], are you staring at my crotch?

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                  rutterlfort
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                  @MrMazda:

                  I vote for big cock… Once the big coke is gone, it's done, but a big cock is a gift that keeps on giving 🙂

                  I'll go for the cock too; besides being refillable, you'll get two flavors in one ;D

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                    douggybear
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                    big line of coke  then a big cock  :cheesy2: :cheers:

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                      Homohirsutus @pacifico
                      last edited by

                      @pacifico It depends, is the cock in question the one in the photo? Im not sure I would call that "Big". On the other hand, its also not a micro-penis, so its better than Ive been getting during COVID because I havent touched another mans penis in over 2 years. (I was having a little dry spell to start with). Im about ready to get a 6 inch hole drill bit and make a glory hole on my front door.

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                        A Former User
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                        Neither are fun if they are "flat", so I would go with whichever is harder 😊

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