Death, Death and the Recently Dead
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How do straight men know their wives are dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.
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My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology."
I replied, "No, it's your generation that relies too much on technology."
Then I reached over and unplugged his life support.
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Why did Stephen Hawking become a scientist, and not a comedian?
He was terrible at stand-up.
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Loved all 3 jokes. ;D
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