The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.

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My grandfather said, "Your generation relies too much on technology."

I replied, "No, it's your generation that relies too much on technology."

Then I reached over and unplugged his life support.

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Why did Stephen Hawking become a scientist, and not a comedian?

He was terrible at stand-up.