Fuck, Marry, Kill… the Game
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Enrique Inglesias - Fuck. He's adorable and the only one of the three whose music i've ever listened to.
Adam Levine - Marry. My mother would prefer I find a Nice Jewish Boy to settle down with. And the man knows how to dress.
Justin Timberlake - Kill. He was in a Boy Band.Will and Grace characters. Will Truman, Jack MacFarlane, Vince D'Angelo
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Of course, Will is Eric McCormack and Jack is Sean Hayes. No photos needed.
Vince D'Angelo is the cop, (played by Bobby Carnivale), Will's love interest:
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/willgrace/images/5/56/Vince_dangelo.pngFuck: Vince D'Angelo (don't want to be a "cop's wife" – the worry!)
Marry: Will Truman (handsome and dependable -- perhaps why they chose "tru-man"?)
Kill: Jack McFarland (not enough duct tape in the world to silence him.)More musical men: Ricky Martin, John Mayer, Lenny Kravitz
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You always pick groups with a single Jew.
Fuck - Ricky Martin - I met him and his boyfriend once several years ago.
Marry - Lenny Kravitz. I can crochet him a yarmulka that'll stay on top of his hair
Kill - John Mayer. I have no idea what his music is.Some Fun musicians: Nat Ruess, Andrew Dost, Jack Antonoff
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Goodness, I am zero-for-three in knowing who these chaps are! I need to get out of the house a bit more. :blink:
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They are Fun.
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In this video of FUN (am I the only one asking, "Who?") they are ordered, from left of monitor, as Andrew, Nate and Jack.
I can only grade on looks. F: Nate M: Andrew K: Jack
Frozen at age 35: actors Rob Lowe, Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves
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Marry Keanu, Fuck Lowe and Kill Bacon. Doing it all in that order, so I can be unfaithful to Keanu.
FMK: Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jean Claude Van Damme
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Ah, Cuervos, no panties today?
I 'm grabbing this FMK for its simplicity (to me, anyway).
Fuck: Bruce Lee, endlessly, endlessly.
Marry: Jackie Chan, I could see that.
Auto-kill: Van Damme. Steroid-induced peanut testicles.FMK – the "gone too soon" edition:
River Phoenix, Heath Ledger, Brandon Lee
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I don't want to kill any of them
Fuck - River Phoenix
Marry - Heath Ledger
Kill by growing old after a long life - Brandon Lee -
I would switch to kill Heath and marry Brandon instead, by the way, since John didn't leave us a trio, here I bring:
FMK: Adam Levine, Eminem, will.i.amAnd I don't wear panties! At least not yet, maybe next year. Tho I really like some kinky underwear.
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Thanks for adding a new trio, C. (JA gets so forgetful when he's busy not murdering.)
Fuck: Eminem, in full white trash mode.
Marry: will.i.am, he's chill and… um... hot.
Kill: Adam Levine, trying much too hard.F, M, K: British/Irish actors
Charlie Hunnam
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjE5NjE5Mzk2MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODI5MDE1Ng@@._V1_UY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_.jpgMichael Fassbender
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTk0NjM2MTE5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODIxMzcyNw@@._V1_UX214_CR0,0,214,317_AL_.jpg -
Same order
Fuck - Colin Farrell
Marry - Charlie Hunnam
Kill - Michael FassbinderX-Men (no not Caitlyn Jenner)
Cyclops, Wolverine, Iceman
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Marry Cyclops then cheat on him (Yeah, same as Jane) with Wolverine. Kill Iceman with a hair dryer.
FMK (Long hair version): Brad Pitt, Rupert Grint and -always fabulous- Fabio.
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Hmm. That's a wide range of ages and types, but it's gotta be done. Long-haired…
Fuck: Rupert Grint. One shag with the shaggy redhead will do.
Marry: Brad Pitt. Hopefully recovered from "Brangelina."
Kill: Fabio. At any age, he projects ultra-high maintenance.Celebrities and their spouses, F, M, K. You become a threesome. Each pair gets the same fate. No mix-and-match! :police: And a few words why they deserved their fates.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg
Lance Bass & Michael Turchin http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg
Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg
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Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg
I have no idea who they are but based on appearances, fuck.
Lance Bass & Michael Turchin http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg
Still don't know who they are but I think they're f-ugly, so kill in a satanic ritual so they're deaths will at least be interesting.
Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg
Marry into this threesome because Neil Patrick Harris, come on, that's a given.
Marry Cyclops because I love, love, love the actor. Kill Wolverine because he's a smoker. And Fuck Iceman because he's cute.
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Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita
I have no idea who they are but based on appearances, fuck.
Lance Bass & Michael Turchin
Still don't know who they are but I think they're f-ugly, so kill in a satanic ritual so they're deaths will at least be interesting.
Good heavens, man! JTF is on zillion-Emmy comedy Modern Family, and Lance Bass was a member of mega-boy band NSYNC. At least you're killing them in an evil manner. Nice to see you back.
As we (ahem) weren't given a new trio of men to FMK, would someone care to FMK these celebrity pairs again, and then finish up with three new chioces to evaluate?
Jesse Tyler Ferguson & Justin Mikita http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080531/Jesse-Tyler-Ferguson-Justin-Mikita.jpg
Lance Bass & Michael Turchin http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080543/Lance-Bass-Michael-Turchin.jpg
Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka http://static.dailyforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/04080610/Neil-Patrick-Harris-David-Burtka.jpg
Lurkers, don't be shy. All the copulation, wedded bliss, and murder is very cathartic.
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Bukkake Bass & Turchin.
Marry Neil & dump Burtka, because Neil.
Assassinate Jesse & Mikita, no comments.Let's see, how about FMK: Donald Trump (Land of Freedom), Vladimir Putin (New USSR), Nicolas Maduro (Venezuela).
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Ummm. It's a real bad idea to talk about assassinating political leaders on social media. I'm going to skip this one.
So going back to one I didn't answer.
Fuck - Keanu Reeves
Marry - Kevin Bacon
Kill- Rob LoweNew ones: frozen at their peak - Elvis Presley, James Dean, Rock Hudson
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Ummm. It's a real bad idea to talk about assassinating political leaders on social media. I'm going to skip this one.
So going back to one I didn't answer.
Fuck - Keanu Reeves
Marry - Kevin Bacon
Kill- Rob LoweNew ones: frozen at their peak - Elvis Presley, James Dean, Rock Hudson
OK, I can do the previous, "world leaders" FMK, without being investigated by the FBI. Let's start with this pic:
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/the_slatest/2017/08/05/putin_went_on_vacation_and_released_a_new_set_of_shirtless_pictures/TOPSHOTRUSSIAPUTIN.jpeg.CROP.promo-xlarge2.jpeg…which leads to:
Fuck Putin. Fuck Putin again.
Marry Maduro for a Latin Daddy with nice mustache.
Kill Trump's tax plan for the rich.And now back to the post above: someone, please FMK...
New ones: frozen at their peak - Elvis Presley, James Dean, Rock Hudson
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So going back to one I didn't answer.
Fuck - Keanu Reeves
Marry - Kevin Bacon
Kill- Rob LoweNew ones: frozen at their peak - Elvis Presley, James Dean, Rock Hudson
Fuck Putin. Fuck Putin again.
Marry Maduro for a Latin Daddy with nice mustache.
Kill Trump's tax plan for the rich.First off, one does not Kill Rob Lowe. Never. One must bend at the waist for him. So I'd totally kill Kevin Bacon on a live stream via FB so everyone can be in the first degree of KB; I'd fuck Keanu because his grugy self is nothing I want to see everyday but I'd totally marry Rob. I'd kill his wife iff I thought I had a chance. I still remember his US weekly magazine cover back when I was a lad…
Kill Trump because u g l y. I'd put Maudro in bondage and shave him. And I'd totally marry Putin! He's hot for an older man!
I don't like anything about Elvis, so I'd kill him in a very public way to quell any and all rumors that he lives; I'd fuck James Dean because he's hot and I'd totally marry Rock Hudson -- he'd give amazing Pillow Talk.
Let's get closer to home for me:
@Flozen, did not recognize Modern Family Mitch. He need to carry around a professional photoshopper at all times.
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