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    • warpaintW Offline
      warpaint
      last edited by

      Hey, just so I thought, anyone up for a topic with funny, sad, unexpected or mean conversations from grindr, scruff and all other apps ? 😄 Just post anything that is interesting or made you smile, laugh or just somewhat you think is worth mentioning.

      Can't expect anything highly intelligent from me on apps, usually I'm a casual and often my replies are just ironic, mean and rude or provocative, but that's mostly because of being tired of being verbally molested or just bored 😄 I'm massaging people too so I got a lot of creepy offers from perverts.

      Guy: Hi! Is there an option to meet? I can give you good money 😉
      Me: There is also an option to FUCK OFF
      Guy: OH YOU FUCKING LOOSER

      Guy: I can offer you money to give you a blowjob. I will pay big money.
      Me: To put it in the other words. You're so unattractive that you have to pay people to even give them a blowjob?
      Guy: No, I'm paying because I'm discreet.
      Me: I will respect your discretion and not reply.

      Guy: Hey Instagram pal
      Me: Do I follow you?
      Guy: I don't know my nick is…
      Me: So we're not pals. Go to sleep cause you're mumbling.
      Guy: I can't.
      Me: Then jerk off.
      Guy: I don't like to do it alone.
      Me: Then ask your mom to watch.

      Guy: Can I pay in nature for that massage ? ;)))
      Me: Unless you're shitting cash, no.

      That was for example, weird as shit. I don't understand what he wanted to achieve but okay, let's share.
      Guy: Hi can I ask you an unusual question?
      Me: What the fuck for?
      Guy: Would you like to get to know a submissive guy? But not in sex, just in life.
      Me: Meaning if the toilet will break you will wait for me to fix it ?
      Guy: No. Meaning I'm for the service. Like commanding and I service like cleaning, driving, shopping, just like a towel guy or smth.
      Me: Thanks then. I respect your position and preferences but I don't see a relationship with a slave. I'm looking for a real man but good luck in your searches and the life.
      Guy: Oh, but you misunderstood me! I didn't mean the relationship. Just a friendship. Being a guy, a buddy just for commands, only for your luxury.
      Me: No. Seriously. Fuck. No. Thanks.

      And then there are guys who just can't give up and change their password for their gallery three times an hour.

      Guy: Beautiful boy you are. *Password1
      Me: Incorrect?
      Guy: *Password2
      Guy: I'll give you when you're online
      Me: The fuck?
      Guy *Password3
      Guy: Now *Password4
      Me: Goddamit. Can you fucking stop?
      Guy: Hmmm maybe you'll be laughing at it but I care about the discretion. I don't want a possibility of my password getting forwarded.
      Me: I'm not laughing. But why the fuck would anyone just send your password. If a guy doesn't think you're attractive he just won't enter the gallery for the second time even if you don't change it. But that's just my opinion.
      Guy: (sudden change of topic? :D) Tell me... Would you like me to service you and caress you?
      Me: Not really, no. I'm a top sorry.
      Guy: I know you are. That's why I dont want to fuck you or even you to blow me. I just wanted to caress your body with my tongue and shove your dick down my throat all the way. I really like you. Sometimes I like to be submissive too.
      Me: Aha. Thanks for thinking about me - I'll pass. Not my type.
      Guy: What type is your type then? If that's not a mystery.
      Me: Just no. Nor the age neither the sex.
      Guy: Upsss.
      Guy: take care. but I still think you're superb.
      Guy: such a shame. You don't even allow the thought of me servicing you...

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      • DamaDamaD Offline
        DamaDama
        last edited by

        haha
        i must say i am against grndr and all the related applications, but reading those conversations made me laugh

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        • B Offline
          bailey
          last edited by

          Him: Hi
          Me: Hey u
          Him: Hi
          Me: Hi…
          Him: Hi
          Me: ok Hi again?
          .....

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          • F Offline
            flyboy8v2
            last edited by

            Him: Hello
            Me: Hi
            Him: Are you looking? (obese 75 years old man forwarded his naked picture)
            Me: I did. Thanks
            Him: You are rather attractive
            Me: Wish I could say the same about you.

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            • J Offline
              JerodParker
              last edited by

              I hate it when guys act like jerks in Grindr, c'mon.

              I hate it when they say they'll trade pics then won't.  Oh well.  We were having a nice conversation too.

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