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    • leatherbearL Offline
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      What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
      Santa Clues!

      Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
      Now thats what you call pot luck!

      What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
      Freeze a jolly good fellow !

      What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
      Santapplause !

      Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
      Santa drives a rusty car
      Press the starter
      Press the choke
      Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !

      Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
      Santa Jaws !

      Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
      Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !

      Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
      Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

      What does Father Christmas call his money ?
      Iced lolly ?

      What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
      Santa pause !

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