Short Reindeer Jokes
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs !How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?
Because his brown ones were all muddy !
How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn't want to be recognised !Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them !What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer ! -
LOL - politically correct I guess. Only thing: I miss Rudolf urgently
I hope the gif with the red nose is not meant to be Rudolf. For Rudolf lovers (like me) find the Rudolf song attached:)
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