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      pornofan
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      A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive
      woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
      moment.

      The woman asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got
      this state-of-the-art watch, and I'm testing it."

      The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
      it?" The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
      telepathically."

      The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

      "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties…."

      "The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
      panties!"

      The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

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        Gman2034
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        😄

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          tnem
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          HA! :cool2:

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            JACK777
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            Seems like an Old Spice commercial 😄 Love it

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              gilbearto
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              jaja  😄

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                Maxwell555
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                Good  😄

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                  JakeHarm
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                  Hahahaha

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                    cupofass
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                    🙂

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