The woman asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got
this state-of-the-art watch, and I'm testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
it?" The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties…."

"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
panties!"

The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."