Skoda Jokes003
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What do you call a Skoda with a long radio aerial?
A dodgem!What's the difference between being caught inside Kylie Minogue's Bra and being caught inside a Skoda ?
You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !What's the difference between a Skoda and tickets for an Oasis concert?
Oasis tickets go fast!There is a big competition online: the first prize is a Skoda, the second prize is two Skodas.
I've just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
ā¦....4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!
A guy goes into his local garage and asks "Do you have a windscreen wiper for my Skoda???"
"Sounds like a fair swap" replied the man in the garage.From a newspaper:
"To the person who stole my Skoda in minus 10 degrees of frost. Keep the Skoda, but please tell me how the hell you started it!"
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