What's the difference between being caught inside Kylie Minogue's Bra and being caught inside a Skoda ?
You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !

What's the difference between a Skoda and tickets for an Oasis concert?
Oasis tickets go fast!

There is a big competition online: the first prize is a Skoda, the second prize is two Skodas.

I've just bought the new 16 valve Skoda
…....4 in the engine, 12 in the radio!
A guy goes into his local garage and asks "Do you have a windscreen wiper for my Skoda???"
"Sounds like a fair swap" replied the man in the garage.

From a newspaper:
"To the person who stole my Skoda in minus 10 degrees of frost. Keep the Skoda, but please tell me how the hell you started it!"