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    • J Offline
      jagged
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      A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.

      Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

      "Madam, if I cannot clean this up with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

      "Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

      The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"

      "There's no electricity in the house…" said the lady.

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        TwjT3NEc
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        LOL  ;D

        Should tell us what happened next. ;D

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          mgr
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          :rotfl: :funny2: :rotfl:

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            leatherbear
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              gzlong
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              What a nice lady 😄

              [you],天下没有愚蠢的问题,只有不问问题才是愚蠢的

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