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    A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head

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      A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
      The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."
      The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
      "Food cold!" the man replied.
      Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
      "Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed.
      Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
      "I quit!" said the man.
      "Well, the head monk replied, I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"

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