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The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."<br />
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"<br />
"Food cold!" the man replied.<br />
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"<br />
"Robe dirty!" the man exclaimed.<br />
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"<br />
"I quit!" said the man.<br />
"Well, the head monk replied, I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!"</p>
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