How much porn do you have on your external hard drive? And does…
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1.5TB, is that sad??
Not as sad as me…. I'm just about to break the 1 PB mark. That is of course, counting all of my various drives in my various locations across my network. I'm actually about to roll out some upgrades so that I can privately stream some of the content across the internet from one location to another.
For those of you who do not know, 1 PB = 1024 TB
mr mazada you are my monster
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I have 7 external harddrives.
I have a lot of things twice - with a backup.It's not all porn, it's also music and movies and series where people wear clothes. And pictures. On the pictures people (mostly young healty men) often don't wear clothes.
The porn movies/clips alone are 1-2 TB on about.
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Not as sad as me…. I'm just about to break the 1 PB mark.
How do you keep it all indexed?
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A LOT!
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I have a 2 TB drive that's so full I'm constantly afraid it will crash (there's around 34 mb of space left I think) and I'm filling up another. I don't think it has any effect on my relationship, other than that my husband appreciates getting it for free. He likes different stuff than I do (he likes mild, I like wild) but he's got his own drive for his stuff.
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I used to have + 600 GB, but i select rigorously all the videos. It's always on the best quality availabe, no duplicates, all the models are hot. One day, somehow i had lot of guilt and a bad feeling for having so much porn and i decided to delete almost everything from it. I left my skype recordings though (as i wouldn't find them anywhere else). Now im rebuilding my collection, but this time better!
I have a funny relationship with gay porn, i confess to you that i don't masturbate for porn in a while (like, more than 4 months for sure!). The best porn do for me is giving me ideas of sexual fantasies that i can have when i'm going to sleep. And the ammount of porn that i had and even the porn that i have now would take an eternity to watch.
But you know, i believe that collecting, and specially classifying porn has become a hobbie! It's so weird right? I naturally love to collect stuff, when i was young i used to collect rocks and stamps. The classifying part is my favorite though, i organize stuff in lots of different ways, now i'm trying to mount other scheme more based by actors (that is my favorite way to classify porn). It works like that: I select a pantheon of my favorite porn actors (Connor Maguire, Scotty Zee, Collin Simpson…), he being mostly top or bottom gives priority.
For example: if connor maguire and scotty zee made a video together where Connor is bottom, it would go to scotty zee file, but if Connor is a top, as he is mostly top on his videos, it would go to his file instead. I'm still making a more rigorous standard, because people like Tom Faulk that is bottom and top i classify by his looks, you know. More masculine guys take the top priority.
It doesn't give me much trouble though, generally one actor on the "pantheon" is always with other that is not.
I confess i am in a difficult moment and my life, i dropped out of college and i'm trying to enter in a new one, but this will take months and even with my job i still stay most part of my time at home. I love hot guys, so this has become a great past time for me.
If you curious to know what do i do with hot scenes that do not involve my favorite actors? I classify them firstly by fetish hierarchy: BDSM will have subfiles (edging, fisting, "rape"), Incest (brothers, dads, uncles - i don't bother with step-relatives), International (foreign guys is a fetish of mine, but falls in a lower hierarchy, only "non-fetish" sex scenes from international guys enter in this file, i classify by country)... Everything else that occupies most of it and do not involve any fetish (scenes from Corbin Fisher, etc...) i classify by company.
So its like: actor > fetish > company
Sometimes i think about doing an thread about my perfection of the art of classifying gay porn haha, if some of you guys are interested just let me know.
This gives me some crazy post-modern insights. Sex has became so available with porn that now people like me see it as stamps or coins.
But you know, i believe that collecting, and specially classifying porn has become a hobbie! It's so weird right?
Not weird, I have this kind of hobbies collect something and try to classify it like a museum, I have a store place to put that goods, I spend a lot of my spare time to classify make label and cleanup for Physical collection. It's more simple to manage virtual collection, I use a database to record. My partner support my hobbies,now I have hundred of millions photos from the world not just porn. In order to make it easier, I learn to programming,benefit from my professional I write a software to help me identify the differences and similar of information from the picture or frames in the video. Now the software support more functions,such as shape based & raster based Pattern recognition. It's easy to find out if some one is appear in a video or photo set or u want to know if u have similar photo here. The collection is still growing, maybe one day I need a real museum to show it off. Sorry for my poor English, I try to make my word clear. -
Not as sad as me…. I'm just about to break the 1 PB mark.
How do you keep it all indexed?
Ummmm…. It's an organized chaos? LOL
When browsing in Kodi though, it's not so bad... I just have my several file sources in the files menu (for the different drives across the network, each one of which contains its own "flavour" so to speak), and I let Kodi take care of the rest for me, which makes it somewhat organized... To most though, it would look like a total random dogpile lol
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i have a 1tb external hd, and its almost full :blownose: i have 800 gb o porn >:D
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I have.. very picky on what I download. It has to be my type (my preferences) only :cheesy2:
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I had a bf who was jealous of my porn watching. It was ridiculous. It had nothing to do with him. We aren't together anymore…...
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